one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

the best thing abt cats is when ur letting them sniff ur hand to see if theyll let you pet them & they smush their face into ur hand in approval… makes me feel honored

You deserve shelter at no price You deserve water and food at no price You deserve healthcare at no price You deserve education at no price

You deserve to live your life regardless of money. You deserve to live your life whether you “contribute” or not. You should be able to live with no strings attached.

Cool so who are you gonna enslave to maintain your water supply, grow your crops, build your houses, and generate your wealth?

You, just specifically you. Everyone else can live in harmony. It’s a tumblr dork labor based economy.

Why do humans think they have all these rights but in reality we made them all up? Like nobody deserves anything wether its good or bad. We just live and that is it. We just exist.

The weirdest thing straight girls do is shame people who use pads instead of tampons

guess what i’m drinking tonight!!!!!

cheers fam!!!

LAUNCHING HYPER CAT INTO OUTER SPACE

They cancelled the internet bc y’all wanted to fuck that raggedy clown who straight up devoured children for no damn reason

just in case you need to be reminded

anyway here’s your reminder that lgbt muslims exist and islamophobia shouldnt be tolerated within lgbt communities!

shout out to lgbt muslims living in places where our identities are still criminalised. 

btw i encourage everyone especially non muslim lgbt ppl to reblog this. if you see islamophobia within the community, you should help us instead of telling us our religion is ‘horrible’

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

Egg

Eggs*fart*

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

fat bitch

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

я поймаю!…

“I’ll catch it!”

Some of y’all are really unhappy, May the coming year bring y’all happiness, good health and stability. I always wish y’all the best even if I don’t know, don’t speak or never met y’all

mmmmmmmm since no one wants to let Melanie be responsible for rape let me tell you why else she’s fucking horrible