Sadistic Sax

please get me these pants, because i want pepe the frog to carry the weight of my fucking sins, as if he were some kind of peasant i hired so my royal feet needn’t touch the ground

Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.

when you’re last picked at dodgeball in gym class

When a funny joke is repeated, it becomes less funny. But when a barely funny joke is repeated, it can become a hilarious running gag.

Wait wait wait. This is some grade A bullshit. Saved by the Bell was filmed at NBC Studios Burbank, That’s So Raven was filmed at Hollywood Center Studios, and iCarly was film at Nickelodeon on Sunset.  There is no way they would have moved a 20 year old set to three separate filming locations that are owned by three separate companies.

this is always me

Me always 😭

straight up

This the most accurate meme I’ve ever seen.

Create a law that when someone is caught with drugs on them, they have to consume the entire amount, no matter how much it is

failing an exam you actually studied for

A calculator that tells you what’s not the answer

dont talk to me or my 47 porn blog followers ever again

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

why be rude when you can be nude 

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns And ships And so the balance shifts

Cats Taking A Snooze, by Michael Pavenin.

(via TumbleOn)

Please stop

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