some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass

i hope u find a chill person that u can chill with for the rest of ur life

when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

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Three Brothers Recreate Their Weirdest Childhood Photos As A Gift For Their Mom

PLANKTON

If you run your fingers up and down my back continuously there is a 832% chance that I will fall in love with you.

sleep is for the people without internet access

I tweeted Halsey lyrics today and my boyfriend got a little sentimental.. 

Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.

it takes like half a second to thank janitors/custodial workers and wish them a nice day with a smile and you should definitely be doing it

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

lol!!! puberty pic!!1! XD ive grown sooo much!!

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t