:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

:3!!!

You have the secret knowledge my friend

The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

Like this almost

You understand the treasures!

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

u ok homie?

<3 (:

@dirhwangdaseul @el-shab-hussein

They are studying us in petri dishes

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

i think i'm funny and that's the main thing

(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]

Mom: Text me to say you're home safely  OP: I'm home dangerously Mom: Stop it OP: I'm home lethally

OP: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion  Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin  OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations I've killed three pedestrians  Mom: You're breaking my heart  OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision  Mom: So not funny OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person Mom: On the tube now  So unable to respond to your witticisms OP: Who knows how many times I'll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube

end ID)

#993 Iron Jugulis

Malaysian moon moth males, Actias maenas, Saturniidae

Female:

Photo 1 by albertkang, 2 by wanglilan, 3 by plains-wanderer, 4-6 by dhfischer, 7 by lesday, and 8 by nirajmanichourasia

A tribute to the transmasc body

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

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the only boots im licking are some faggots docs

this is the absolute funniest theatergoer dynamic i crack up every time i see it at the opera house (which is often)

I thought this was a fnaf post with foxy and springtrap and i was so confused

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The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him

It’s so funny

Barbecue boy, barbecue boy

batting around all his barbecue toys

barbecue boy, barbecue boy

making some sweet little barbecue noise

barbecue boy, barbecue boy

gaze of a doll, looking barbecue coy

barbecue boy, barbecue boy

adopting him now will bring barbecue joy!