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I read all of these in the characters voices oh my god
friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
something something lokis "If I am loved it is only because I'm not known" and closeted queer kids being loved by their families knowing that it's conditional, knowing that they'd all turn on them if they chose to came out
A few self-aware snippets from "Loki: Agent of Asgard" Vol 1. Many thanks to the nerds over at Marvel for the fan service.
“Three. Magic. Lizards.” “Okay, who created you, Loki?”
I will admit, I wasn’t expecting to be confirmed to be right about her choosing that hairstyle so damn soon lol (who wouldn’t, kat, damn):
Kat, when she inevitably goes to cut her hair because she’s in a better mental place, to the hairdresser robot: So, hear me out-
Also, Annie and Kat having the opposite hair journey!
absolutely underrated hilarious S2 moment is when Five and Luther are about to meet younger-but-boomer-looking self and Five is trying to convince Luther than they can reason with himself, all the while not looking even a little bit convinced by his own words
BEHOLD
A MAN NOT BUYING HIS OWN BULLSHIT
“it’ll be fine, i know myself!” says the man who claimed last season not to be an emotionally stunted manchild with a straight face.
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“I don’t think I’ll take kindly to running into myself” -five
Five as a character is interesting because it forces the question of what exactly is an adult. What type of requirements you have to fill before you’re deemed one - and what It truly means once you get there.
Hey op? These tags h u r t e d
Good news, everyone! I giffed it!
Cinematic Parallels. Season 1 Episode 5 // Season 2 Episode 7
I am fully convinced that the only reason Five hasn’t gotten a hug yet is because the writers know that if Five receives any form of physical affection at all he will pass out
Someone who doesn’t watch Umbrella Academy, explain this image
the hargreeves siblings REAL names
This is it, this is the best reply
academy-umbrella
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i thought the umbrella academy couldn’t get any more relatable in terms of actually understanding how siblings act but then season two comes along with shit like:
- “I’m going to BEAT you and not the way you like it”
- “cHiLDrEn iN tHe bAcK” and then klaus just fucking falling over the seat.
- klaus showing up to allison’s house seeing a body and immediately going “are we burning or burying”
- five being So Done with Luther all season but still pushing him out of the way from the bricks falling
- “Luther sniffs dad’s underwear”
- “You have had your possession privileges REVOKED”
- and then ben going still worth it
- everyone mentally rolling their eyes when diego starts talking about how he likes a girl (don’t @ me you know they were)
- five pretending not to care about them but actually caring a lot™
- the entire part where they’re lifting the tractor. diegos like fucking finally and luthers like we can leave you here would you like that.
- diego forgiving vanya in less than a minute
- the entire scene with klaus allison and vanya
- everyone being like ok i understand why you would want to kill them but i still can’t let you
- luthers forced smile at strangers after five yells “IM THE DADDY HERE” literally what i do when one of my brothers does something stupid in public
- luther trying to keep the peace between the fives is just a whole ass mood tbh
- klaus going over the ‘possession ground rules’ with ben
- “klaus you’re so FILTHY”
- Ben and klaus’s little piss fight on the side of the road
- “you look like antonio banderas with the long hair”
- diego and luther when five shows up covered in blood
- but we didn’t kill the comission! yeah that entire conversation especially “Five what did you do?”
