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this was his response 5 seconds later

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this was his response 5 seconds later
everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree
almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”
one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.
me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug
winnie the pooh heritage post
Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
What?
STINK DRINKER
PUOPETS DO NOT HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it
like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself
None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them
No-fault divorce is actually very recent. That is, a divorce just because you wanted to get divorced and not because they were guilty of some provable transgression. California’s no-fault divorce law was 1966; the latest US state, it was 2010. When I was in Catholic school, we were taught to believe in and promote anti-no-fault-divorce positions. This is very recent history, and you cannot take even this for granted. Stop being “edgy” about feminism and its flaws. Every movement will have some flaws. But do you not think that this, and the risk it represents, is significant to women as a class of all backgrounds?
it’s literally as simple as “if you are against no-fault divorce, you believe that men should be able to own women like property”.
when I'm just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos
ugh yeah that's the good shit
girls love to eat soup
i promise i have proof here
G-d forbid women do anything 😒