yeehaw

dont care didnt ask plus your outfit clashes with the color of your psychic energy

The mocking is a nice touch

i see all these posts about eating your first meal at like 5 pm and it's like i get it but do y'all just....not get hungry?

well I usually wake up sometime between noon and 2pm and I don’t like eating right after I’ve woken up so that’s probably the reason

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

Sometimes this bot is fucking phenomenal.

Did you preen your mother with that beak?

Do you???

Cruz rat indulgence.

“We are very proud at this point that our numbers are very low, considering we are an at-risk population and the disparity in medical services and our low socio-economic population,” Joel Villareal, mayor of county seat Rio Grande City, told NBC News. “We rank as one of the poorest counties in the nation. However, that does not deter us.”

But after Gov. Greg Abbott issued orders for the reopening of the state, overriding local control and decision-making, COVID-19 cases surged.

Now Starr County is at a dangerous “tipping point,” reporting an alarming number of new cases each day, data show. Starr County Memorial Hospital — the county’s only hospital — is overflowing with COVID-19 patients.

The county has been forced to form what is being compared to a so-called “death panel.” A county health board – which governs Starr Memorial – is set to authorize critical care guidelines Thursday that will help medical workers determine ways to allocate scarce medical resources on patients with the best chance to survive.

A committee will deem which COVID-19 patients are likely to die and send them home with family, Jose Vasquez, the county health authority, said during a news conference Tuesday.

“The situation is desperate,” Vasquez said. “We cannot continue functioning in the Starr County Memorial Hospital nor in our county in the way that things are going. The numbers are staggering.”

girlfriend is crying just told her about the fall of yugoslavia

hi i wud die 4 arcangelo 

This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get deceived. This is a warning to all of us.

Pay ATTENTION to what you are being told. If you think you cannot be deceived, you leave yourself open to deception. Question, doubt, research research research. Learn about your personal biases, dig up any subconscious cognitive dissonance. Keep an eye on your mind.

Okay but I did the exact same thing but with orange juice. My partner knows it’s quite sugary, and for my health I cannot have too much sugary drinks (stoopid kidneys!) but occasionally I will want orange juice. Problem is, I also tend to drink way too much of it at once, which is why my partner often has to step in and stop me. So I get to the restaraunt, see orange juice on the menu, realize my partner won’t be there for another 10 minutes, throw away any and all common sense, and begin chugging orange juice. I’m about two glasses in when I see his car pull up, and I ask the waitress to take the empty cup and bring a water for him and an orange juice for me. I pretend like I just got the orange juice, my first cup! Definitely not the third/ maybe fourth, I lost count in the haze of orange juice.

Had to quickly snatch the tab so he wouldn’t see my many 2.15 charges of OJ. Plan didnt work tho, I got a bad stomachache (who’dve thunk it?!) and came clean to him. He laughed the entire way to get me medicine and laughed the whole way back. Communication, y’all.

Ok but why do I also have a problem w chugging oj lmao. Like I cannot help myself

I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

#i recoiled on every single level#physically emotionally medically morally

I know I've made fun of the note Sokka and Zuko left for the gaang when they went to the boiling rock but can you imagine if they'd been honest and Katara found a note from Sokka saying "Zuko's taking me to prison" like she would have entered the Avatar State