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She ate this

you truly underestimate how many times i can listen to the same song on repeat

You know I keep drawing grumpy Shane, I should treat my husband better

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

Falanouc are some of the most animal to ever walk the earth

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the purpose of a husband is to hold. and also to reach things for you. refill your water bottle. also to love obviously. ogle. have someone to lean into at concerts. cherish. find your favorite sound in the world and have it be his laugh. be the equivalent of a space heater but human and much softer. what have you

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

all my problems stem from 1) i don't remember things 2) i don't want to do things 3) i don't like being around people

my dad, teaching me how to grill: now the heat takes care of a lot but if you were really homophobic you might be looking at the thing, asking yourself, is this clean?

me, desperately keeping a straight face: dad do you mean germophobic

i crawl oujt of a ditch shaking and covered in blood and when you ask me what's wrong im just like I need something sweet

favorite things

This post is misogynistic.

A lot of these flying insects are mostly women. Blood-drinking mosquitoes? All girls. Flies? Mostly girls. Wasps? Girl-led. 

It’s sad how misogyny finds itself everywhere in our society

As soon as I got the golden watch this game turned into a deforestation simulator.