Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

Yo have you SEEN the terrifying shit the deep sea’s got??

u ever get a text from a man at 2 am?

Take my chances in the deep sea.

My last brain cell is heart shaped

Men shouldnt be allowed

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

Reblog if you support goth crab

i love “die mad about it” as a response bc what other choice do they have!!

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise