#konmari #tidyingup #doesnotsparkjoy #bye
Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no
The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda
Yo have you SEEN the terrifying shit the deep sea’s got??
u ever get a text from a man at 2 am?
Take my chances in the deep sea.
My last brain cell is heart shaped
Men shouldnt be allowed
u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is
Hermit crab using a skull for a shell
Reblog if you support goth crab
i love “die mad about it” as a response bc what other choice do they have!!
(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that
“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise


