Get your “I was apart of the failed ‘crash’ joke” commemorated crab here —-> 🦀
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
Stede Bonnet x Edward “Blackbeard” Teach | Our Flag Means Death ~ 01x09
Love at first sight is real and this is fucking it
Stede Bonnet x Edward “Blackbeard” Teach | Our Flag Means Death ~ 01x09
The rate at which those gay little pirates consumed my mutual's entire brains....blorbos in law speedrun
I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.
Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate
Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks
Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things
Pretty good short video on how bad the new Harry Potter game is
Video by: I_am_a_toad on tiktok (not my video)
When everyone’s newest poor little meow meow is the actual pirate Blackbeard.
wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.
*old person voice*
Who here remembers the hellsite pre 2018?
@the-sinking-ship is the best. she's a fantastic cheerleader- she's been reblogging and commenting on these MM posts like the goddess she is. she alphaed my very first drarry fic back in july and totally made me feel at home in the fandom. later, she was my beta for my Herbtamer fic and was so patient and supportive throughout. i can't thank her enough for everything she's done for me! I've been listening to some of her fic soundtracks while putting together the last of the MM posts this weekend and they're so satisfying and creative!
because she's awesome, sly participated in @fandomtrumpshate this year, raising an exceptional amount of money, but not only that - she's doing so in exchange for a longfic. 👀 she's an incredible writer- I've reccomended fics of hers before, so it was really fun to read a bunch of new works of hers to put this list together. you're sure to find something you like!!
random superlatives and recs:
contrary Draco tries SO HARD not to admit his feelings: Stupid Love // E // 16K // Drarry // I absolutely adored this fic. it's clever, full of confident Harry and prim Draco who absolutely hates everything about Harry. until he doesn't. what's better is that sly gifted us herself artwork by @bluebutter-art as a fanniversary present and my goodness I could look at it forever. added a new fic to my favorites list with this one!!
further proof that sly is the queen of longfic: Criminal // E // 83K // Drarry // 83K and not a single word wasted. sly does many things well, but her Draco is exceptional. he's snarky and unashamedly posh and horny and - he's just the whole package. and the way that harry is able to cut through all of that, get to the soft, squishy center of him. ugh, it's too good. also ft. artwork by @3lvendork and by @fictional.
let me be the first (probably not but let me have this) to proclaim this a perfect piece of fiction: Finely Drawn Lines // E // // Drarry // thanks, sly, for finishing this up just in time for this rec list, you're the best! what's the opposite of slow burn? flash flood? whatever it is, this is that. it's hot from the get-go, but filled with sly's amazing and particularly lovely brand of pining and idiots in love. I tore through this and know you will, too.
I would do anything for these two, for the record: Things We Do // E // 16K // Drarry // I just want to keyboard smash because this was sweet and perfect and hot and captured that essence of having a crush and then having it come together and then the panic that it might not work out and then the elation that you're going to try and and and and...
sly, you're just such a gem and I feel very lucky to be in your orbit. I hope you're having a great day! 💚
for more info on mutuals march and/or to figure out why the hell I just wrote an ode to you, check out this post.
GOD, THIS IS SO NICE. Thank you, Maddy!
I remember volunteering to alpha read that first Drarry fic of yours. There was just something about the request that had me thinking, I'm going to want to read this!! And once I did, I knew I'd be seeing more from you and that it was gonna be GREAT. (I was right, btw).
Thank you for making my day by including me in this rec series. It's so thoughtful and uplifting, just like you!!
I'm just gonna add that along with the two amazing artworks gifted to me for Criminal that Maddy mentioned, @melcarrianna also did a seriously gorgeous piece that you've got to see. Find it here (tumblr) and here (ao3).
THE TRIAL OF DRACO MALFOY |01|
Wow, I didn’t expect that many notes (and that many reblogs specially), so thank you everyone you’re awesome ! I don’t know where I’m going with this comic but well… I felt like drawing something like this. Hope you enjoy ✨
*поехали = let’s go (according to google translate, I don’t speak russian)
⚠️ All my support and prayers go to Ukrainians out there.
🏴☠️⚔️✨"You wear fine things well"✨⚔️🏴☠️
Did I spend all Saturday binge watching Our Flag Means Death? Yes. Did I immediately have the urge to do a fanart? Yes. Do I have a big crush on Taika Waititi now? And that's another yes.