epic fail

You can tell that I'm not actually a wizard, because you see me using magic wrong all the time. This is why it's important to hire someone who has been tested and certified by an authority on such matters as casting spells correctly.

(Also, my blue ball looks more like this)

that is green

No, it's blue. I just wanted to make sure that everyone could see clearly that it was a ball and not some other kind of shape (like an egg or something). "Green" is the sort of color you get when someone who doesn't understand how wizardry works tries to do magic with something that isn't actually one of my balls!