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She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

when someone you dont like makes a joke about  you

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

i need that

holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn

good luck

430,000+ NOTES AND I STILL GOT ONE

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

“youre laughing because youre lying!”

why did God have to make life a group project

Helen: Hi Edna we need new supersuits now that the chidren have grown

Edna: I will make a new supersuit for Jack-Jack and Jack-Jack only

Helen: …..You’re still mad at me for not having my new Elastigirl suit made by you aren’t you? Please Edna…

Edna, sarcastically: This is so sad Alexa play Jack-Jack’s playlist

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car he still went to school

what a nerd

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly

Me looking at my empty bank account: me too

me because twenty one pilots is probably releasing new music

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid