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cookin flowers || it/its, was 20 once || pfp by @elliestoybox

cant lie this is hilarious to me

I would honestly listen to a three minute long song about pints with the lads

I am glad that the people of Ireland are united in the belief that Hozier is, as lovely as he may be, absolutely shite craic. Himself included. Sound lad, deLIGHTed to see him doing well and all but I would not have him round for cans, on my life.

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Jack-O' is downloaded into my brain but I always forget her actual waist proportions are completely bonkers

I can't bring myself to make a joke about it

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squeaky toy

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I'm honored so many of you agree that the woman ever, Jack-O' Valentine, is squeaky toy

Anonymous asked:

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…

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GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!

WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!

Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said “huh. must be bisexual” and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

As a member of the bi community, ace people are always welcome underneath the bi umbrella

Galaxy brain take, and I’ll embrace it on the merit of being inclusive and fun.

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

if you want to be a girl in a high testosterone body, love you. if you want to be a boy in a high estrogen body, i love you

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Imgur is updating their TOS; removing explicit content + old posts

I haven't seen a Tumblr post about this but I've been away from my dashboard a lot lately and it'd just be easier to make my own post about it, but Imgur is going to be deleting old/unused/inactive content in May as well as explicit/nude images.

From their article on the change ( https://help.imgur.com/hc/en-us/articles/14415587638029 ):

Our new Terms of Service will go into effect on May 15, 2023. We will be focused on removing old, unused, and inactive content that is not tied to a user account from our platform as well as nudity, pornography, & sexually explicit content. You will need to download/save any images that you wish to save if they no longer adhere to these Terms. Most notably, this would include explicit/pornographic content.

This in itself isn't surprising since many other image hosting sites since the dawn of the internet have had to do this (Photobucket, Imageshack, Tinypic...). However, they're going to be sorting out the explicit content with an automated software. Tumblr Porn Ban II....

We will not be making any changes to our Community Rules - this means content in the public gallery will not change. However, we will need to employ automated detection software to assist in identifying explicit content. We are aware of the limitations and issues with using automated detection means exclusively, so we will continue to use human moderators alongside automated detection. All content submitted to the public gallery will continue to be subject to human review - as always.

Their TOS changes aren't anything to panic about, really, but if you're using them to host images on personal sites (such as Neocities) it would be very worth it to go save your graphics/images now in case they get deleted.

Your entire Imgur gallery can be exported through here: https://imgur.com/account/settings

At the bottom is a button that says "Download Account Images."

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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

Cheryl Dunye’s directorial debut, The Watermelon Woman, was out of print between 2000 and 2018. Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace was only available to watch on a pirate channel on YouTube until last year. There is still no way to watch the X-Files spinoff, The Lone Gunmen except to own a dvd box set that has been out of print since 2005. Or to pirate it. It’s on YouTube.

Piracy is incredibly important to keep media that’s weird, or out there or just embarrassing to someone in power, alive. We need piracy and we need to stop being snitches when someone pirates stuff.

people wanting men to wear crop tops and then being grossed out at happy trails. you fool thats the point of men wearing crop tops

every time i see a bear my fag-o-meter shoots up through the roof and breaks the skylight like in a looney tunes gag

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you guys can make as many positivity posts as you want but until you start like, being normal about people with bodily acne i don’t want to hear anything you have to say

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it’s not dirty or gross to have body acne. someone having acne on their back and shoulders doesn’t mean they don’t wash themselves. someone having acne on their asscheeks doesn’t mean they don’t wash themselves. do you understand me. there is no moral failing to having body acne. Be Normal.