She’s a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. She’ll be a host to your friends and to your family when they visit but when they’re gone she’ll let you have your way with her. Some days, she may even have her way with you. She’ll hug you when you need it and drive you nuts when you least expect it. She will kiss you where it hurts or till it hurts. She will say sweet things to you at 4:00 am and whisper naughty things to you at 4:00 pm when you least expect it. She will act like an angel in public but she will be a devil for you when you’re alone. She’ll act like a lady when you have company and be prim and proper but when you’re alone you’ll see a side of her that only you can awake. Some days she will kiss you gently on the lips and other days she will kiss you everywhere, almost torturing you, driving you wild till it aches. She will wake you to breakfast in bed or she will awake you to something much more wicked. She will be gentle to your friends but she’ll be anything but gentle with you when she wants to be. She will be everything you want her to be, when you need her to be.
~Excerpts from the book I’ll never write #166