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Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals

the undertale fandom did not create "let papyrus say fuck day" just for him to LOSE THE LET THEM SAY FUCK TOURNAMENT

REMINDER:

(Image ID: The picture of Dr. Manhattan blowing someone up edited so it's Papyrus using the power of saying fuck to blow up the person labelled "People who treat Papyrus like a baby". End ID)

Propaganda from me for previous rounds

Brand new Propaganda: In the most recent UT news letter there was an interview with Papyrus, in which he says this

(Image ID: Papyrus making a silly face and saying "WHAT THE --- THAT WAS MAYONNAISE!? YOU SAID IT WAS "AWESOME SAUCE!"" End ID.)

So anyways this came out and some people immediately deciphered this as a censored swear, but a bunch of other people are convinced this is either a pause or a self-interruption despite NEITHER of those being written this way by Toby before. Beyond that, he still HASN'T actually been allowed to say fuck. The dog has replaced his swear words with dashes.

thinking about Nimona’s face in this scene because she already knows how this plays out, she’s lived this already and while Bal has the hope that she once had in his eyes, she KNOWS what happening before the sword is even raised. She’s NOT SURPRISED she’s NOT SHOCKED she’s only DISAPPOINTED that Ambrosius can turn on the man he loves because she’s already played this out with Gloreth

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STOP SCROLLING IF YOU SEE THIS (AND ARE IN AMERICA WHERE THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU)

if you see this repost or something so more people can see it.

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs

exhibit D :

nimona gets upset & ballister tries to reassure her . he tries to give her a hug but my poor meow meow babygirl nimona (full of trauma) just . pushes him away . im chewing on drywall .

exhibit E :

the craziest of them all . near the end at the final battle when nimona turns into the big ass dark dragon-axolotl monster, in the graphic novel she actually splits into two, the part of her thats gone off the edge (the monster) and the part of her thats the scared little girl she once was . the backstory in the novel is also a lot different than in the movie :

and .

gawd

this concludes my thesis for my dad ballister propaganda . i will walk outside and set myself on fire now .

gay people. ballister spending half the movie firmly believing that if he just talks to ambrosius, ambrosius will believe him. and when he does. god. first off that imagery of the devil and angel on their shoulders respectively for ambrosius & the director and ballister & nimona. mwah. masterpiece. anyways. when they finally. finally. get a second face to face. ambrosius not believing him. did you ever really know me at all. what are you going to do kill me too. insane. happy pride to ballister ambrosius and their ten minute divorce. and THEN. the fucking. god. scene between them at the bar. nice homage. insane. but yeah. because i love you. oh but thee brainwashing. ambrosius the hero the goldenboy easily believing everything he's told. i want to go back to the way things were. anyways i had a point here i swear i had a point. he cut off his fucking arm ambrosius you sick son of a bitch i love you

The director accues Nimona of whispering into Ballistet's ear WHILE SHE WHISPERS INTO AMBROSIUS'S.

Anonymous asked:

How did you have a child if you identify as a aroace when sex is needed to reprocriate

did,,, did you read the whole post?

I work at a children's day camp, the kiddo did not come from me

also that last word,,, I'm assuming you meant procreate,, nope I did not procreate but some aces do procreate if they would like to do that (not me lol)

you can be ace and still do the deed, the sexuality is just about attraction, not action

I'm going to assume this ask isn't meant to be rude, so I hope this helps

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