Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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April 2017

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September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

“Wait for it .. our cats face when she watches our new rescue kitten”

(Source)

very that 

Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair folk may take us away from this world”

Millennials: *banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle during a full moon on an equinox * “IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ABUCTED ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW!”

i’m both the son and the mother

He did the right thing

THE CLAP LMFAOOOO

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

like no offense to taylor swift,, but hozier’s the only straight musician who gets to use the word lover...embarrassing

me: does anything

the mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain:

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

Maybe… He boot just right for he goddam feet…

thicc..

I would trust a power bottom’s asshole over a straight man’s hand any day

That comment is honestly one of the most relatable statements I have ever read

the mark of the beast

Why is tumblr trying to sell me Herbalife nutrition with a bulge picture?

Because algorithms detected that you’re a bottom and thought that you could use the fibre

Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

oh my god

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

The award Scarlett Johansson wants to win