something about sucking on fingers just makes my brain short out,,, i could be mid sentence but if you shove your fingers in my mouth then my eyes will just glaze over n i'll nod along to whatever you say <3
If you don’t squeeze their ass when making out are you really making out?
i just wanna feed a cute girl 3 healthy servings of pussy a day... everyday. is that too much to ask?
girls (me) should hump things (your thigh) and cum in their panties more often
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cockwarming her strap while i work, trying to stay focused when she thrusts up into my cunt every once in a while until we both get so worked up she bends me over the table and ruins me
i need to make out with a femme i need to cuddle a femme i need to flirt with a femme i need to watch a femme get flustered at every word i say i need to fuck a femme i need a femme i need a femme i need a femme
pouting because my girlfriend is trying to sleep and i have to rub my clit without her
Why is it so hard to have someone on top of me telling me cute things on my ear while I'm moaning so hard because they're fingering me
sorry I can't hang out I'm way too busy thinking about just how pretty my name sounds as she moans it out when she cums 🥰
Wouldn't it be funny if a girl who thinks I'm just a sub-bottom discovers I'm a switch by encountering me when I'm still all groggy and sleepy and start teasing me? Only to be replied by a deep, husky laugh.
"Oh you sweet, sweet darling girl... You're embarrassing yourself. Be good for me and let me have a slow morning and then we can play, hm?"
Then I'll kiss her cheek, pat it and then look at her in the eyes with a heavy, sultry look, before stepping back and blowing her a kiss mockingly.
Touko is so agressive...I love it!
what if we were puppies and we curled up in the same dog bed and we kissed and we were both girls...?
There was a murder case in Ireland where the killer and the victim had had burner phones (they were in a secret relationship). Both Nokia, the old school ones.
The killer dumped them in a deep, very muddy pond that often froze over, had a ton of plants, fish, and algae, and the mud was very runny/could theoretically get into cracks easily.
Anyway those phones were down there ages. I can’t remember exactly how long, I’d guess a year or so. Police finally recovered them. They consulted data retrieval experts.
I kid you not, when they learned they were Nokias, they recommended just letting them dry out then trying to power them on.
Sure enough, those babies flashed right up. Like nothing had happened.
Truly indestructible.
Above is true, by the way. I’m pretty sure they refer to the murder of Elaine O'Hara. The phones were found in a reservoir and had been there for little over a year.
