When you have to do a presentation but you know it’s shit
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Source: didyouknowblog.com
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“YOU ATE MY SALMON, YOU LITTLE SHIT”
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sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
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me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you
my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster
me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘
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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog
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Source: bzfd.it
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A message of hope.
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me: i’m really stressed
someone: just relax!!!!!
me:
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when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating
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job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
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The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I’m sure you’ll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*
Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek
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Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?
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My life struggle
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we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck