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the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme
butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building
like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself
if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
Seriously though, painkillers take time to hit. Don't wait until the pain makes you miserable, take them as soon as you realize your day is gonna suck without them
WHEN YOU TAKE IT SOONER, YOU CAN TAKE LESS. TAKE IT FROM A FORMER PHARMACY TECH.
I’m having a lot of fun thinking of other ways Cesare probably at some point tried to capture Steve only to find he was somehow entirely immune…
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since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.
one of my students downloaded an image for a project today and named it, before my eyes, "PNG.jpg"
tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:
free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:
pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands
wow my blog is officially cursed, we love to see it
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HITBOXES THAT'S BULLSHIT CHESS YOU CAN'T TELL ME I GOT HIT THERE THIS LATENCY CRAP IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR
It was me, Barry. I hacked AO3 so that all those white people would lose their minds and convince themselves that they're being persecuted for reading fanfics.