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Confused.

@s-h-a-s-e

And Now, a Sinkhole Full of Rats. *Finger guns*

The Barbie Movie.

A small, non-comprehensive list of things that stood out to me (spoilers? Kind of?)

  • The soundtrack
  • All the jokes that played off of what it was actually like to play with barbies (the pool & ocean being flat, the cups having no drinks in them, the shower having no water, etc.
  • TRANS BARBIE
  • The choreography
  • The "I Am Kenough" tie-dye sweater
  • Barbies of many shapes and sizes! All very beautiful!
  • THE ENDING, OH MA LORD. Both the way the story concluded really beautifully, but also the ending joke that no one was prepared for—
  • Just... everything about Ryan Gosling's performance
  • Kate McKinnon playing the deranged, "ugly" Barbie
  • In the same vein, that movie would NOT have been complete without representing the kids who played with their dolls "too hard" (cutting their hair, bending them in weird ways, etc.)
  • Acknowledging that Barbie did in fact mean a lot to some girls. This movie was geared towards everyone, whether you grew up loving Barbie or hating her.
  • The mom and her daughter
  • The fact that when Barbie was starting to become "defective" and/or when she was in the real world, you could start to see her ""flaws"". Like I noticed in some scenes her eyebrows were unplucked and no longer perfectly sculpted, or her skin no longer perfectly smooth with foundation.
  • It was clear that SO much thought and research was put into this. I couldn't believe how many references there were to specific clothing items, certain playsets, etc.
  • The fact that Barbie and Ken DIDN'T end up together, and that Barbie DIDN'T indulge Ken in his flirtations (is that a word?) even once
  • THE FACT THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO ACTUAL TEARS LIKE SEVEN TIMES???? LIKE WHAT????
  • The weird dark humor coming out of nowhere
  • The fact that Barbie never once looked at the human women (who were "imperfect" in comparison to her) with disgust
  • ......the moment between her and the woman on the bench 😭😭😭
  • The mom's rant about how hard it is being a woman (esp a mother) and how you can never win 🙌🙏
  • The misogyny in the Real World was so well done. It wasn't overexaggated or over the top it was just NORMAL EVERYDAY LIFE
  • THE JOKE ABOUT HAVING A MAN SIT YOU DOWN TO TALK ABOUT THE GODFATHER ASDJGKDLW
  • The moment where I went "OH so THAT'S where the mugshot memes came from"
  • Ruth Handler <3
  • The fact that everyone came to the theater dressed either in pink or Barbie-like attire :)

I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

my absolutely favorite thing about the barbie movie is that at no point whatsoever it explains how the mattel employes know about barbieland like imagine starting your new job on mattel and the first thing they tell you on orientation is

"yeah barbieland is real and we've had incidents in the past with a doll coming into the real world please see page 7 of your employee handbook for reference also if you wander into a random room on the 17th floor and meet a nice old lady don't mind her it is just the ghost of our founder"

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Not Laszlos going outside drenched in guillermos sweat almost making me cry holy shit

like fuck me, this is the first time he´s ever seen his shawn in real sunlight! His best friend! His good time boy!! he´s so happy!

really i mean LOOK AT HIM!!!

imagine what it must feel like to be able to go to the beach on a sunny day for the first time in centuries *sobs*

i could watch him draw dicks in the sand, bully teenagers and catch fish he can´t even eat forever, he´s like a little kid its killing me

i. i just love him. he has done nothing wrong in his life ever and i want him to be the happiest little vampire in the world <3<3<3

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What if we all just logged off for a weekend

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Let's all log off together and go play and staff can just go without site traffic or ad revenue for the weekend. Lalalalalala.