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@ryoshka / ryoshka.tumblr.com

24/bi/they/ bog creature surviving late capitalism

HOW TO SUCK THE MARROW OUT OF LIFE STARTING NOW AND CONTINUING FOREVER

  1. WAKE UP BY 8:30 EVERY DAY FOR REAL. THAT’S NOT EVEN EARLY. THAT’S SO ACHIEVABLE 
  2. OPEN THE BLINDS. TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS
  3. LEARN TO ENJOY TEA AND COFFEE 
  4. STRETCH
  5. MEAL PREP SO EATING WELL AND FEELING GOOD IS EASY 
  6. GO OUTSIDE A MINIMUM OF 1 HOUR A DAY
  7. NEVER DRIVE IF YOU CAN WALK
  8. TAKE THE LONG WAY WHEN YOU DRIVE
  9. BECOME A REGULAR AT A PLACE YOU CAN WALK TO. READ THERE EVERY DAY
  10. WRITE EVERY DAY EVEN IF IT’S BAD
  11. DO ART AND PLAY MUSIC. IT WILL BE BAD
  12. INVITE PEOPLE OVER EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM WELL
  13. HUG PEOPLE EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM WELL
  14. GO TO SHOWS: COMEDY, THEATRE, MUSIC. CHEER AND LAUGH LOUD
  15. GO ON TRIPS YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD 
  16. IF YOU’RE GOING TO DRINK ALCOHOL, MAKE IT NICE. PUT IT IN A SHAKER WITH ICE AND POUR IT IN A FANCY GLASS
  17. IF YOU ARE MAD, GO TO BED
  18. IF YOU ARE SCARED, GO TO BED
  19. WEAR SHORTS WHENEVER POSSIBLE 
  20. DON’T APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU’RE NOT WRONG 
  21. DANCE IN PUBLIC TWICE A MONTH MINIMUM 
  22. GRILL HOT DOGS WHENEVER POSSIBLE 
  23. DINNER PLATTER WITH STEAMED VEGGIES AND HOMEMADE AIOLI 

I am going to love myself as hard and strong as I can. Even if it means pain and heartache, I am choosing being loved how I want to be loved ❤️

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people are so used to online content being curated for their consumption that they forget tumblr isn’t like that… this is my diary. I don’t post for other people. if you find the stuff I post depressing or annoying or too much or u don’t agree or whatever whatever…. that’s fine it’s not For You? it’s for me. there is no audience I’m performing for. feel free to unfollow me if u don’t like, I’m not a carefully crafted online persona I’m a real person

i hate polymer clay ash trays i hate books clearly written to be enjoyed in soundbites by booktokers i hate mindfulness becoming the new dieting i hate clothing hauls i hate influencers pretending to be authentic in fake candid pictures i hate cute pastel two-piece gym sets that cost 100 euros i hate microtrends i hate celebrity makeup brand launches i hate ten step beauty routines

i love small red pottery human head bottle (Yangshao culture, Banpo to Miaodigou phase, 4800-3500 B.C.)

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THIS will be sooo good for my soundboard. Those online sessions are about to become even better :D

First music, then voice modifiers... Now this. Perfect.

Also, I’m pretty sure it can be used for a lot of other activities.

Yay, no more Soundbible!

The direct link: https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/photosmultimedia/soundlibrary.htm

Plant of the Day

Saturday 24 December 2022

The hardy, creeping fern Adiantum venustum (evergreen maidenhair) forms a dense groundcover with a moist soil. It turns a rusty-brown in autumn and winter but can be almost evergreen in mild areas.

Jill Raggett

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People became less annoying when I realized that the behaviours that bother me most are the ones I'm ashamed of in myself

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Wild that we're controlled by fear like that