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@ryoceann

multifandom | chaotic | j2 , larry and bilor truther | extrovert | ships too many ships to be counted | sonfather obsession | evil people apologist | barbie enthusiast | darklightromantic academia | houaylor's wife (real) | normal people DNI !!! | soulmatism adorer | MONSTERFUCKERS UNITE | tomdaya stan | enemies to lovers!!!! best trope!!! | poetry and books and nature and friends | bibro | PROSHIP | milf&dilf lover | apple juice over orange juice | chcolate extremist | fanfic extradoinaire | music 24/7 | rain supremacist | bi disaster
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welcome to my blog💘 this blog is pure chaos but regardless i hope you have a great time on here <33 before you follow please just go through this post once so y’all don’t scream at me later mwah <3

hi! my name’s avery <3 i’m bi and a POC, pronouns are she/they and this is my smol little space to scream and obsess over my interests!🥳

-multifandom. i am in MANY fandoms and they’re all varied. so many shows and so many characters i kin and many real people i adore to the moon and back too. it's all on my blog🙏 i ship many problematic ships like wincest, sylki, hannigram(? idk im just being careful) and have dipped my toes into j2 tinhatting as well. it’s way dialed down now tho but uhhhh those men r weird. anyways so yeah! eyes peeled for that!!! also there is um larry too. its real besties idk what to say

-i stan SO MANY characters. be prepared at any time for massive reblogs of them whenever i’m missing them.

-i make gifs very rarely, edits sometimes, memes and write dialogues. <3

-i am A HUGE taylor swift fan <3 fave artist !!! who i believe is bi as fuck. also i just adore music so much

-the ocean's eleven trilogy r my comfort movies. DANNY AND RUSTY ARE GAY AS HELL. THEY R ABSOLUTELY INSANE. my blog name is their ship name!! ryocean my beloveds 🫂🫂🫂

-i love bollywood movies 💞 IVE SEEN SRK LIVE!!! best day <3

-i shitpost a lot. be warned.

-i ramble so much in tags and all of it is necessary to weave a rich tapestry of me in ur mind.

-i really do not care what you ship or who you like. im a v tolerant person. asking 4 u to do the same 🙏🙏🙏

-discrimination of any sort will NOT be tolerated here. 

-i know how to separate a character from an actor or fiction from reality. if u do not that is a YOU problem. 

-send me asks or messages anytime! i love talking💘

-HUGEEEE EXTROVERT. if jt wasn't obvious

-i hv ADHD 👍😃 love that btw

-i am a very romantic person so the moon, poetry, stories, books, stars, nature, everything is here in abundance. mwah

-anything else is in my description <3 love u guys have fun ily all sm <33

was: his-fragile-love ➡️ gogethemcowboy ➡️ darceth ➡️ wwxsslut ➡️ ryoceann

enjoy loves! :D

#my pinned post#just a little like ''y'all should know what you're signing up for'' !!#avery's personal shit#followers/will be following read it !!#ily all mwah <33
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"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."

Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.

"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."

Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–

"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."

Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.

#billionaires are SO
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I’m finding it really hard to view the Titanic submersible nonsense with appropriate gravity because goddamn this was the most avoidably stupid way to die we’ve seen in a while.

Oh it’s an untethered, van-sized tube, steered by an off-brand PS3 controller, that navigates via text messages from the mothership, the texts are transmitted by Musky’s satellites, and it has no hatch, instead being bolted together around the occupants from the outside. The CEO of the company considers “safety” an obstacle, and the vehicle is unregulated and unapproved, so you have to sign a waiver that mentions death three times in the first page to board it. Every single one of those points is a reason to not board the thing.

And to top it off, these dipshits decide to name their ACME-ass submersible the Titan, and take it to the most legendary monument to Man’s Hubris on the planet, 3.7 kilometres into the abyss. Like there’s tempting fate, and then there’s this horseshit.

These MFs paid $250000 for a Darwin Award and a starring role in “Worst ways to die” Youtube videos for decades to come.

Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.

#exactly