thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Creature ID: Banded linsang (Prionodon linsang)

Credit: Joel Sartore

Alternate creature view:

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

he's not wrong

Uniform of a General Commissioner of the French Navy, c. 1870

And a hard-boiled egg (Buy the print here or check out my patreon and ko-fi!!!)

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

does anyone understand my curse

forgor includes babies even tho they technically dont rly remember anything

Serval (Leptailurus serval), MELANISTIC, family Felidae, Amboseli National Park, Kenya

Photograph by nicolas.urlacher.photographer

For some reason, having black fur just really highlights how ridiculous those proportions are.

Fuckin anime cat...

That’s why I love collecting color morphs, they make you look at the animal in a new light!

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

this is how the cold war ended

I interrupt your scrolling to say: this is the love of my life, Minnie.

This is my angel, the light of my life, my reason of getting up, my actual child, and I will hear no words against her. Reblog to show her the love she deserves.

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

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