I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

THE VINE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

Hey - you, you awake?

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toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

rebloging for the comment omg

oh my fucking god im like crying

WHAT THE HELL NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED

*sobs uncontrollably*

im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were like yo ok be right there but then they stopped and had breakfast at an ihop for like two hours

my mom literally procrastinated on my birth so she could have a stack of god damn pancakes

X

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?

Anyone who went to a school with really shitty funding definitely does

::raises hand and slumps across desk::

The Secret to Odorless Pooping in Public

Updating my Christmas wishlist IMMEDIATELY.

Erm..

PASSIONATELY REBLOGS THIS

Me, always.

@NiallOfficial I’m in the bushes.

@Harry_Styles where?

Happy 20th Birthday, Niall Horan!!!

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

when people think that moffat wrote every doctor who episode

when people think moffat wrote every sherlock episode

when moffat

moffat

fat

fat?

wait what just happened here

We’re waving at fat.

I love you people.

What color is best suited for you? You should definitely take this quiz and find out for yourself.

Take the color personality quiz

This quiz explains a lot for me! So glad I took this quick quiz :—)

HOLY SHIT. I love this quiz. My fav color is pink too. omg

Lol my reaction though when I got yellow instead of pink:

I find it funny that I actually got orange because I don’t like socialising.

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

I was Dress-Coded Because I am a Girl: A Memoir:

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