the bus to itself every time you press the button:

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

stop telling people to go outside when they’re weird and slash or annoying on the internet please!!! because eventually they’re gonna listen to you and we’ll have less and less insane screenshots to share around with each other. the Insane Takes economy will be in shambles we have to think about the consequences

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

Its sebulba yeah

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

“What’s your laptop password?” “It’s PimpMama_666.”

still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"

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"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"

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jaguars

"but..."

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"but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries" that's called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

reminds me of the time the entire state of Missouri got an amber alert for the joker

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

we are all of us lying in the gutter, but some of us are feeling smug due to our superior understanding vis-à-vis the gutter situation, unlike those idiots looking at the stars.

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

petition to tell biden and harris to comply with the icj’s ruling and provisional measures here if you’re a us citizen. so far they’ve sent 47,074 letters out of the goal of 51,200!

Belgium refused to cut funding for UNRWA, so Israel just bombed their office building in Gaza.

⬆️ Carolyn Gennez is the Belgium Minister of Development Cooperation

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly