me > you

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

who even

ice ice baby

the noise i just made

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

  so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

14 year old me being cool and edgy

if that mouse had pants he would shit them

the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg

I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

A FURBY WITH A HUMAN BUTT AND LEGS

imagine this sprinting towards you at 500 mph