My Own Little Corner of the World

Sorry to make an MCU joke in 2023 but

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

I have heard multiple first responders say, legit, that this is a joke they hear from older men all the time.

Dad jokes, even when a lot of your blood has gone over there.

A non-binary robot with if/then pronouns. Is this anything

op this is everything

So I was going through an image gallery of these old Wizard of Oz promotional pictures and uh-

...🤐

I mean, they were friends of Dorothy.

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,

It’s that time of year, again!

Dorset by Ryan Winterbotham    Photographer’s Website 

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

i just felt it nessasary to reblog this because ace people are valid and should be respected

GET IN THE ENVELOPE.

Hey Yam fans. Come get your creature fix.

Normal. A normal animal.

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

jimmy jimmy

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

Occam’s Cat: If you

hear strange noises at night, it’s

probably a cat.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This winter my plan is to climb a snowy hill roll down the hill get to the bottom of the hill and then go make an album

how r you gonna make an album stuck in a huge snowball with your arms poking out the sides

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SD Zoo has baby Capys!!!!!!!!

San Diego Zoo