HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??
SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
Behold! My latest Bad Keyboard, the ShiftKeyBoard!
It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.
Here's the layout I used:
Two more things:
1. the numbers under each gear position image are an implementation detail for the gearshifter I used, which I had on my guide image to help me code it.
2. the funniest thing I discovered is that you have to shift into neutral before reprogramming the keyboard or it wouldn't work right. I kept leaving it in first gear which caused problems, where it would only recognize 1 and 4th gear.
this video has invaded my brain
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100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post
wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.
you have one week remaining.
you have no chance to survive make your time
Fucking reblog this post
A lot of things are possible but 90k in 4 days is not one of them
a million damn haikus keeping me awake i refuse to rest
@i-say-ok i don’t know if you’re willing to be @‘ed or not but you have a lot of followers and this needs a lot of notes!
ok.
fine I'll support this divine retribution of notes as punishment for viral hubris
I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.
It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.
Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves
“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”
“Cat, I farted.”
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
I literallt can't even handle looking at this thing right now it's making me sick I can't even look at my phone
customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤
hold on a sec guys phone call
they are putting me down