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Okay, but hear me out: What if Pirate Sororitas?

Out of Touch

Took me two months to nail how she looks, and then another month to pick away at this Beast, but here they are! Thavu through the years! As you can tell she is perfectly well adjusted and doing Just Great in the grimdark future of 40k PATREON

It’s that time of year, again!

[i.d.: a comic panel showing a figure made up of only veins, arteries, and a brain, walking in a kitchen and surprising the chefs. a caption box at the top reads, “it’s november 10th today. there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen …”]

In this post I will discuss submissive bishounen Skitarii and why this is canon

Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world

Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!

Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!

Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…

For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)

This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar.

All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.

Thank you for coming to my speech.

The votes of dead men outweighing the desires of the majority of the living, wonder what that can be a metaphor for

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

Like just @ me at this point I'm literally the only person in iceland (and very possibly the world) who has the first name Lauf

(Article title reads "Lauf and Birningur in group of new names in the name register")

No one lives here so now two of our biggest news outlets are vagueing about me lmao

Hmm you're right. Correction: two of our biggest media outlets are talking about me specifically because they are obsessed with me

This morning I showed up to work and my boss was like "congratulations :))" and I was kinda confused so asked her on what and she said "your name, I heard about it on the radio"

So far I have counted two online articles and apparently the radio is also talking about my name change so I'll keep you guys updated when I'm on national tv or something

With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.

my personal belief is that Lucien is a cis man, but Mollymauk went on fantasy estrogen and got titties, so when Lucien came back he was like “fucking shit i gotta fix this” and got top surgery. so now Kingsley has top surgery scars but only because Molly and Lucien were locked in competitive gender transition for the last 3 years

So within one day, bell's hells managed to:

✅ introduce percy to pate

✅ try to give percy therapy

✅ ask percy for a gun

They had a list of side quests, and they are HITTING ALL OF THEM.

Essek has a 400′s life crisis and goes back on the road with a party of young adventurers. He, of course, brings Caleb with him.

all credits for this amazing idea goes back to the great @flappingduster-scribbles

My favourite Critical Role verbal flubs:

(UNMUTE YOU WON’T REGRET IT)

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You are joking, but the soundtrack to httyd is considered as one of the most influential classical orchestra creation of our time. With the amound of motives repeating across the whole movie where each motive has multiple variants depending on the plot of the story we are talking about a full 2 hours long symphony that holds a story on its own. If you have seen the movie before, give it a listen as a whole and i guarantee you that you will be able to keep up storywise just by listening to the soundtrack.

Watch this video explaining JUST first 5 minutes of the movie to see what i mean

here are my villain illustrations for Critical Role’s CLUE! 

I’m very proud of these, because unlike the Mighty Nein, there weren’t set-in-stone visuals of them at the time, so I got to be more creative with my designs. I hope you all like them! ☺✨

I don't know HOW Delilah responded to Imogen but the idea that at any point Imogen could just call Delilah up and call her a bitch and she can't do shit about it is is immensely hilarious. Like hey Imogen Temult here, do you want me to tell your warlock patron to fuck off, because I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. I'm a bad bitch.

Also the twitch subscription ad

oh pâté we’re really in it now

Brennan Lee Mulligan will appear on my dash in any context, truly a tumblr post renaissance man

- Someone giving the performance of their life in a D&D actual play show? It's Brennan Lee Mulligan! - Someone charming in a gameshow? It's Brennan Lee Mulligan! - Someone doing a collegehumor bit? It's Brennan Lee Mulligan! - Someone telling you to burn the US government to the ground and seize the means of production? It's Brennan Lee Mulligan!

When you’re in a fungi loving competition and your opponents are forest rangers 🍄