just getting on real quick to say rn twitter is a lost fucking cause at this point. elon musk sucks lmfao

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beauty and the beach

So... how does it work?

- You DM me with your idea of the drawing.

- Payment ist upfront via PayPal.

- I then send you a rough sketch so you can see and validate the drawing beforehand.

- I clean up the lineart and/or add colors and email the finished drawing to you.

No overtly NSFW please.

Also, if you already commissioned me before, you may notice that I changed the payment devise to euros on these infos... that is because I realised that once PayPal takes its fees, there really isn't much left on the price that is equal to the time I spent working on the drawing... :/ ... I hope you'll understand.

Thank you all! 💖

Sorry for spamming your timeline with a reblog but... A girl's gotta eat 😅

Last reblog! I'm closing the commissions on saturday (31/07/21), so you still have a few days to contact me through dm if interested! 🙂

UPDATE 28/02/2023

I’m currently free to do some commissions if you’re interested! :)

also before it starts to happen: if i see a single person calling july "gay wrath month" or saying "we deserve a second one" it is ON SIGHT. that is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. abled queers i will run you over with my wheelchair if you so much as reblog one of those comments.

hello! reblog this version instead!

Hello! Disabled person here. Did you know those of us declared legally disabled and collect SSI and benefits are barred from getting married? Yep! I'm also queer so this isn't hate at all, it's a call to action: if you love marriage equality, come help us fight for ours.

Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)

Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker

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Are you a part of Generation Fucked?

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save for yourself and for future generations

reblog to save a life

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

Aww, that’s so cute :)

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy

Super useful tip for people with large heads too!! Thanks :D

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

#wow #fuck is old

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

I love biologists.

Fuck is about eighteen and a half times as old as balls.

Imagine a world of ballless fuck

The original tagline for Jurassic Park was less than ideal.

The original

tagline for Jurassic Park

was less than ideal.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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draw your babygirl like this

ASDFGHJKFGHRFGH???

fanart i made of jesus christ dying in a glue trap

I am BEGGING yall to remember that "gay panic" means "i killed this person because theyre gay so you cant jail me for it" and NOT "UwU too gay to function"

Yall CANNOT reclaim this one please stop trying