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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

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Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

I saw a review of she hulk on imdb that dismissed all of its issues because it was supposed to be "light hearted"

Bro the show won't stop telling me how much the world hates me for being a woman I really don't think it's fucking light hearted it's just shit writing relying on one liners

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Is the comedy even decent?

For a series full of jokes... No. There was like one joke that made me laugh but the rest was just so hectic there wasn't any time to even really notice you were experiencing a joke or just more words.

Its a 30 min TV show which is stupid especially for a pilot. It had no time for what it needed to do

Just now learning it’s a show and not a movie.

I saw quite a few people mention this should have been a movie not a TV show. If you have the time for pacing do it. Don't speedrun your set up episode one.

It was interesting looking at all the stuff under "origin stories" on Disney+ because most of them were full length films and then basically this year its all TV shows; moon knight, Ms marvel, she hulk

I genuinely rewatched the first episode of daredevil after as a pallete cleanser and it made me hate she hulk more. They're obviously different shows with different tones but the commitment to introducing characters and their relationships and the main antagonists was much better. Especially since it had a 43 minute run time, I'm pretty sure she hulk was 30 something

Like i think maybe Jameela Jamil's character is relevant but she busts through a wall and gets her ass beat basically off screen. My only thinking for that was because her name is in the credits and mark ruffalo was listed as a cameo and she wasn't.

Jameela Jamil is playing Titania who is She-hulk's Rival like Abomination or the Leader are to Hulk.

I thought the news about Netflix falling into ruin was an overstatement but good god

You know, this really is a good example of why it's ridiculous to think that people like Besos have billions to spare because tis? Right here?

Anyone who's stocks were in Netflix lost a third of their 'net wealth'. Just in a day. Gone. Because it never really existed, it was tied into the theoretical value of a piece of paper tied to a partial ownership of a company.

Amazon at least has physical assets, netflix is mostly ones and zeros. Gotta wonder if this might shock them back to basics, but it probably won't.

My only concern right now is what this might mean for the second season (and any future seasons) of Arcane.

@thespectacularspider-girl Arcane is funded by skin sales from LoL, LoR, Valorant, TFT, and Wild Rift along with merch sales from the Riot store since the show has been produced by Riot and animated by Studio Fortiche. Netflix had no hand in the creation of Arcane.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

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…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

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LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

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It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

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Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

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It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

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OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

one week to 2020 dudes

We’re bringing this into 2021

We’re DEFINETELY bringing this into 2021

IF WE DON’T BRONG THIS INTO 2021 I AM GOING TO SMACK SOMEONE

Lets never let this get lost

2021 HERE WE GO

2022 BABY

Anonymous asked:

You might wanna reconsider playing hades esp since it has incest in it that the creators never took full accountability for. https://nbapprentice.tumblr.com/post/636169717653094400/what-creators-say-outside-of-their-work-should-not (this post goes into it p well)

i can't imagine being y'all at all it seems so exhausting

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"Don't play Hades because the creators never took accountability for.... [checks hand] Ancient Greek mythology."

never took full accountability for...

Next time on Accountability Not Taken: the Book of Genesis.

Gods above I hate the woke and puritans. Why are they like this?

can't wait for this mentality to be left in the 2010s where it belongs

Didn’t the creators specifically change Demeter and Persephone’s relationship to the other Olympians to avoid the implication that Hades married his niece? Like, there’s specific dialogue that implies that Demeter just joined up with the Olympians and wasn’t biologically related to them

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#can’t believe this game about Greek mythology had incest in it#trust me guys#compared to most Greek myths#hades is VERY sanitized

@takashi0 Hell the developers sanitized it even further since Zag is not the son of Hades and Persephone in the greek myths but the son of Zeus and Persephone. Herc and Zag their father is also grandpa.

tbh knowing what someone's first thought is when they see the acronym "cbt" says a lot about a person

that's that marijuana stuff without the part that gets you high right?

No, that’s CBD.

CBT is an outdated type of television or monitor, which were replaced by flatscreens.

no that's CRT

CBT is the agency in the government responsible for disease control

No that's CDC

CBT is the agency in the government that collects info on national threats

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MY DAMN SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!!

Four years of tRUmp clusterf**ks and the media’s attitude the entire time was “Oh, dear, look what our little donnie has done this time. tsk tsk”.

Are you fucking stupid? Everytime Trump fucked up the media talked about it non-stop and never gave him a pass for anything. What you’re describing is Biden’s presidency if they even talk in detail about what’s been going on at all. Boomer libs have brain damage like boomer cons.

But Hands, I don’t think you get it. Trump had TWO SCOOPS!!!

The media was more concerned about Trump’s diet coke button than it was about Biden’s mess-up in Afghanistan.

Oh, and the kids are STILL in cages.

By the people have to know that Biden won at Mario Kart!

I swear these boomers just blindly follow their own tribe even when they fuck up.

As of the time I’m putting this post into my notes, it’s still 2021. Which means the press castigating Trump over the Capitol “insurrection” happened THIS YEAR.

And before that, remember, how every single COVID death under Trump was somehow his fault? Even when he had literally no legal authority over local COVID countermeasures?

How about “very fine people”, when in context he was saying precisely the opposite?

Blaming him for ‘kids in cages’ when it started under Obama and it’s still going on?

The koi fish feeding?

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I sometimes wonder if [tumblr] isn’t so fundamentally broken that posts from other dimensions accidentally show up from time to time. It’s the only way I can explain shit like OP’s; even drugs don’t explain someone being so disconnected.

Terminally hugbox’d.

@siryouarebeingmocked I saw a newspaper today that said City Hall here in NYC is going to have a anniversary memorial on the 6th about Capital Hill last year. I swear to god I hate this timeline.

Everyone’s starter anime is death note.

I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.

I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.

It’s usually death note.

bitch my first was fullmetal alchemist

Mine was Naruto.

Shaman King.

InuYasha.

Slayers and Magic Knight Rayearth

Hellsing and FMA

Cowboy Bebop and Hellsing.

One Piece

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“… sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid….”

That would be Robotech (Macross abridged), Voltron, and Samurai Pizza Cats (yes, that was a thing).

I don’t know if it was my first, but I did watch Neon Genesis Evangelion when it was originally televised on SBS.

Mazinkaiser SKL because I enjoyed SRW but that was the first anime I ever watched.

Minor Arcane spoilers, maybe?

Arcane: Here’s a slightly sexually charged scene where two women infiltrate a brothel. One of them is a naive and conventionally attractive noblewoman, and the other is street-smart and aggressive and butch.

Me: Given the hair of the latter, five quid says there’s going to be gay all up in this joint by the end of this sce-

Arcane: And here’s one doing a kabe-don to make the other one uncomfortable, calling her hot, and asking if she’d prefer to proposition a man or a woman to blend in.

Me:

Me: And slash-bait too, of course.

PS: Also, the standard “buddy-cops go to a brothel and one makes the other uncomfortable” gag doesn’t involve said cops flirting(?) with each other. Heck, they barely spend any time dealing with the actual person they’re there to see. Considering how Diverse™ the show is, it’s just Netflix being Netflix. PPS: Also, I’m fairly certain someone on the team has a fetish for tall brown musclegirls who get in fights. By episode 8, we’ve met 2, plus another brown lady who uses a gun. Oh, and they’re all some sort of authority figure in their culture. The musclegirls are both voiced by deep voiced black women, and the last one by 

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Also, one of these three is literally a mommy.

People have been shipping Vi and Cait for years, because they’re characters adapted from pre-existing material. Almost all the women in the game are some kind of fighter because lol is a fighting game. Including the white ones. Grayson uses a gun. Jinx, who is white, also uses a gun. Cait, who is half white half Asian also also uses a gun. Because lol is full of guns and bows and swords and whatever else. This post just arbitrarily chooses whatever to fit a narrative and is annoying.

It’s funny how you say that while ignoring how I pointed out the physical commonality between the three women in question, all of which are original characters. Not champions.

And also I’m criticizing the writing of the relationship as underdeveloped, possibly for political reasons.

Like I said, Viktor/Jayce makes more sense, IMO, than Vi/Cait as presented in the show. In fact, Vik’s been working with Jayce about as long as Mel has, and he’s been working much more closely, and the two are clearly best friends who care about each other a lot. It would arguably have a stronger basis than Mel/Jayce.

@siryouarebeingmocked The only reason outside of Diversity would that Piltover and Zaun used to be part of Shurima which is fantasy Egypt in League.

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To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

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🎃YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH🎃

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS SPOOKY TIME BITCHES

it is actually SO twisted that peter parker comes from a poor working class family, spent his entire life fighting for the little guy for no financial gain, whose major film villains are dirty capitalists who don’t care about who they hurt, who takes his power as a responsibility…. and marvel took one look at him and said “yah he’s besties with a billionaire whose family had generational wealth from war profiteering and all the villains will be working class”

Big think

This is such an ice cold take.

Spiderman villains are nothing more than the products of their circumstance.

Eddy Brock?? A billionaire capitalist? In Spiderman 3 he was a struggling photographer just like Peter

Sandman was an impoverished convict who tried to save his daughter.

Otto wasn’t a rich capitalist. He was a scientist who needed funding from rich people in multiple versions (Doc Ock in Spiderverse needed Kingpin, Otto in Ps4 and Spiderman 2 needed Osborn money for funding)

Not to mention the person who killed Uncle Ben was a petty thief.

Uncle Aaron in Spiderverse wasn’t rich. I’m pretty sure Rhino wasn’t either.

The only two rich villains I can think of are Green Goblin and Mr Negative

It’s almost like money has nothing to do with it, but rather the choices you make in life.

Ok but making him besties with Tony Stark and giving him a bunch of high tech gear which basically renders his actual powers kinda moot was a bit of a hack move on Disney's part

This is true, and I wish they would have kept Peter more low tech in the MCU. I was more getting at the cold take that Peter is some anti capitalist who mainly takes down rich folk. He fights whoever is a danger to the city

Is Tumblr seriously trying to paint Spider-Man as an anti-capitalist?

The guy who makes money selling photographs of himself to a guy who hates him?

AKA, basically the original OnlyFans?

Yeah, sure, he’s totally against capitalism, that’s why he whores himself out to a newspaper literally every day.

Yeah, the MCU take on Spider-Man is the worst thing since... well, the MCU take on most other Marvel characters, but don’t dare try and paint Spider-Man as some sort of anti-capitalism revolutionary just because he’s broke.

@that-catholic-shinobi Rhino has his powers and suit because he is an immigrant from the Soviet Union who agreed to experiments for money to bring his family over and help them so he is the same boat as Venom, Doc Ock, and Sandman.