Desus saved my life™

Current emotion: Chopped judges during the last 10 seconds of a round

once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me

nice to know boys do that too

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Oh so that’s what that was in Times Square

me @ myself all the time: girl, stop

@god why…………….

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

the scent is called petrichor

This is my absolute favorite smell

I’m watching World’s Greatest Dad on Netflix and came upon this crucial scene. 

Who the fuck gave you permission to ruin the rest of my evening? 😡😔😭😭

snorp

He looks like he came out of a Ghibli film

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

TOO FAR