since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

I played this while I was watching a silent film and it worked.

shut up!!!!!!

WHEN IS HER ALBUM DROPPING THO 

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

SHE DROVE ME HERE

Everyone and everything in this outtake though.

Oh shit!

“WOP THAT ASS” 😭😭😭

Idek what to say

im legit her mom

oh my god

I need the rest of this story

right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop her off with a cell phone, the recording of her husband asking for her to be killed, plus the $7000 he paid them, and tell her to go make sure it doesn’t do that again, so she fucking turns up right after the funeral about a week later??, and his ass freaks out and he screams some shit about ghosts, but shes like “lol no bitch i’m real” and hes in jail now and she free af to be with her 8 kids.

Bless you, MusicalHoe.

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

Okay but this is helpful

Bless you, MusicalHoe.

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

Okay but this is helpful

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I’m girlfriend

THIS IS A FUCKIN HEIST MOVIE MY GOOODDD

this deserves an oscar

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

guides to life

“Oh I’m not dealing with this shit again…” - Gary

Because you will need this gif the next time there’s drama.

Nicki Minaj was asking what were the ages of everybody in Matt’s Bar Mitzvah but Matt knew how to play the game