stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

the blade runner doing my voight-kampff test: if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

me: is this the test now

the blade runner: yes. you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but

Customer: SHOE FETISH DMV: SHOE FETISH Verdict: ACCEPTED

SHOE FETISH ACCEPTED

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

Thus begins my delicious journey... now on to the Fashion (speeding my way to cainhurst by any means neccessary)

Success!!!

OMW to deliver delicious whoppers to all the beasts of yharnam

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

worlds most beautiful sentence was born recently

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look