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while everyone else was in 1819, he was in 2019

me and my gay friends sitting around talking about grindr hook ups
They’re literally wearing the same blouse
this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen
so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these
kirbies with legs
and i got mine today
here’s the handmade package
i open it and
oh