honestly if ur an introvert ur probably better off befriending some extroverts bc having a whole squad of introverts is fine at first but eventually you end up never doing anything with them ever especially after you finish school bc ur all fine being loners and low maintenance friends that just tag each other in memes and snapchat each other which is nice but sometimes i wanna leave my house instead of binge watching spongebob squarepants you need balance in ur squad you need to have people who are gonna motivate the squad to be social 

i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

when ever I use hand sanitizer I always use two squirts so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

if i don’t talk to myself who will

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