#Aziraphale didn’t know he was starving for Crowley’s love until he tasted him.
barbie not ending with the kens rebelling and getting equal rights but instead it still being run by women and barbie land still being about barbie is so powerful and it’s absolutely hilarious watching people get mad at it
getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo
can’t believe we got a canonical fanfiction-flavored “oh…” moment of love realization from Crowley.
Guyss, everyone is always saying "Soap's stupid mohawk" but you know what?? I adore his mohawk so much and I really do think it suits his and that they couldn't have chosen a better haircut for him. Neil Ellice also absolutely nailed the mohawk. Just look.
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Crowley could have easily rented another flat but like the dramatic bitch he is he lives in his car with his little plants waiting for aziraphale to ask him to move in. Meanwhile aziraphale is living on another planet mentally where he is too busy creating Situations in which he gets to casually touch crowley. 6,000 years 1 brain cell bouncing around between these two
Okay but Crowley saying "you don't dance" here
(Gif by @his-name-is-ed )
actually stings a little because it reminds me that when Aziraphale learned to dance at the gentlemans club it was during the 80 years that he and Crowley weren't talking so there's actually a good reason that Crowley doesn't know, and I'd guess the reason he never found out was because Aziraphale only ever learned to dance because he was cripplingly lonely during that time.
this feels like a good time to say that when I was a teenager I went to hear Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman talk about Good Omens the book (I know! I know!!!) and they said that one of their favourite things about writing it together is that it brought their two fandoms together and caused all the terry fans and the neil fans to hook up. So suddenly they started seeing all these couples where one was a skinny goth Gaiman nerd and one was jolly fat little Pratchett nerd. “And,” said Terry, “they looked like lots of number 10s walking down the street together!”
and now I realise that of course Az and Crowley are the ultimate number-10-in-human-form couple.
The ONLY ending I don’t want for Good Omens is Aziraphale and Crowley becoming human. I’ve seen the whole “Immortals become human” thing done before, and it always feels unsatisfying to me. After everything they’ve been through, they deserve more than a small handful of years of peace and happiness. Crowley deserves to be able to see his nebula grow to full maturity.
So, I noticed something:
After watching the last episode for the 1000th time (ofc) I couldn‘t help but notice, that in the very moment Metatron mentions the „Second Coming“ and the camera shifts to Azira and his shocked face, a split second later you can here the „miracle tune“ in the background (the melody bling swoosh whatever, when Crowley/Azira perform a miracle).
Someone here on Tumblr mentioned (sorry I forgot who, else I‘d given credits) that Metatron might have threatened Crowley in Aziras presence with „Death“ („Give me coffee or give me death“) and Azira chose to join Metatron in heaven to keep Crowley alive.
If you watch the first few seconds very closely, when Azira enters the bookshop after the talk with Metatron, he keeps looking outside because he knows the Metatron is watching.
So perhaps, he really does not want to go, but has to and is completely thrown (emotionally) by Crowleys confession.
Crowley then says, there are no nightingales and then the Bentley plays the exact line with the nightingale. So maybe the last miracle Azira did was letting Crowley know, that there actually is a nightingale singing and he loves him back, he just can’t talk right now cuz he‘s being blackmailed by Metatron.
This is the only theory right now keeping me sane, good people.
Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is



