Zelda in FE:3H maid outfit
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See this is the kind of stuff the tumblr store needs to be selling
Swiss army crab
This appears to be this little fella!
The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King
always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????
two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore
Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but
1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post
2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century
3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.
thats because i lied about this
TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
where did op go?
Is this osha approved?
You'll have to find me after hours for an answer ;)
Wearing this to my new job. Wish me luck 😁😊✌️
There is concrete under my foreskin.
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till deactivation do us part
im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale
(Original)
France: “Des bonbons ou un sort! I’ll cast a spell on you! I can shave your hair with magic too!” 🎃 Going all out for #Halloween 🎃 (Himaruya)
Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 455 Original Translation: spaghettifelice // donamoeba Scanlation: donamoeba //loaf // jammerlea
Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 461 Original Translation: spaghettifelice // donamoeba Scanlation: donamoeba // loaf // jammerlea
im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain
>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items
>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)
>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic
>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle
>categorizing continues as normal
Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants
The diagram:
The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around "purchase"
You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.
“I was born half dragon.”
“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”
“Different dragon.
“im two halves dragon” “thats just being a whole dragon” “YOUD FUCKING THINK SO WOULDNT YOU”
my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty
update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge
she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well
when you die your yuri moments are weighed against your yaoi moments and whichever one outweighs the other decides your fate