honestly one of the most iconic moments in cohf was dru, 8 years old and frightened but holding a sword without hesitation to protect her baby brother
incorrectpercyjacksonquotes
Annabeth: So dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls. Then what do the smart girls get?
Grover: Cats, mostly.
The Mason City Globe-Gazette, Iowa, January 2, 1950
Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day
htmlbyjoe
Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day
Cut off your dead ends for growth and I’m not just talking about your hair
listen i’m not one for believing in the universe giving signs but… the first full moon of the year being on the first day of the year which is also a monday… sounds like a good opportunity to focus on rebirth, new beginnings, and personal growth and improvement
Instead of saying that engaged couples “break up” we should say that they “disengaged”.
Ghandi/Twilight
*talking about Ghandi with two friend*
Me : That only thing I know about Ghandi is that Robert Pattinson says his name while swinging on a train *in a movie*
Friend 1 : Robert Pattinson, isn't he the ginger one in Twilight? Oh Twilight is shit
Me : *facepalm *
Friend 2 : What's Twilight?
Me : *jaw drop*
Friend 1 : My point!
Me : *shaking my head* there is so much wrong with that sequence of sentences
'I'm still standing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. '
*I'm Still Standing - Elton John plays in the car*
My Dad : Me and my uni friend used to sing a different version of this song
My Brother : What? 'I'm still wanking'?
My Dad : *laughing* No. 'I'm still staggering'. We'd sing it after a night out drinking
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides know they’re in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Well, my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
Good philosiphy
a level of dramatic i aspire to be
I talk like this to my cat all the time
