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traumatized

@runawayjustforanight

coming out of my cage, and I'm not doing fine

Wtf I haven't been on here in like a year wtf are all these new features ???? Where am I, what happened, did Yahoo sell us??

So I know we’re all really fucking hurting right now, and if you’re like me, AH videos are/were your happy place when things got bad. This YouTube channel FilteredAchievementHunter is currently making playlists of videos without him in them, so you can still get your AH fix without having to hear or see him.

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longcat is probably dead :(

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WRONG

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

this is a good post

“When you say “Looooong”, I think of my cat. Around 15 years ago, someone made me lots of collages of my cat. The cat is still alive and she is the longest living cat in our family!”

“Now she is 17 years old. She does not climb to high places anymore, but she is relaxing and living her life.”

“It’s not something recent. This is the photo that we took when we made her Figure”

WHOLESOME UPDATE

This is a photo taken a day ago (July 31st, 2020) so she’s still alive and well

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I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

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?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

How the fuck has this site become so bearable. This place was a shit show a few years ago but now it's actually good and not full of instant discourse the way Facebook and Twitter are

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everyone is just tired

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The site hasnt improved the rest of the world just crash and burned so hard that this palce looks like a haven in comparison

If anyone had told me tumblr would be the most tolerable social media site in 2020 I would've called them crazy, yet here we are

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This is actually a fascinating concept called the marginal propensity of consumption. It BASICALLY means that each additional dollar to a poor person (Like someone on minimum wage) is comparatively more valuable than each additional dollar to a wealthy person (like a millionaire or billionaire) because the poor person is more likely to go spend it on a good or service whereas the wealthy person will stick it in an offshore account.

With the poor person, it will continue changing hands within the economy and get spent more often, leading to higher economic output. The wealthy person takes that dollar out of the economy by sticking it in a bank account to grow their wealth, and the dollar effectively becomes useless and stops changing hands.

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July 28 - Follow up to this post. Stickers / Nikki, a trans teen and organizer, has been released by the NYPD. This is another view of her abduction by the police. She’s skateboarding by the white van in the bottom when they grab her. This is abduction. Video link.

NYPD abducted her because she allegedly damaged cop cameras at the city hall occupation literally over a month ago. this means that NYPD has been keeping track of visible activists and people at the occupation and at the protests in general, and are now identifying them and taking them on the street without even asking for formal identification. be careful, cover your face, dont let your identity be connected to any actions you take. btw this is her gofundme

Stop calling Taylor Swift a lesbian. Does anyone remember when Taylor Swift buried that dog that walked up on the stage during one of her concerts? Literally had her bouncers bury the dog and sealed it underground.

This dog walked on stage during a Taylor Swift concert and Taylor had her bouncers bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. This is SO fucked up, are some of you really calling her a lesbian icon?

She literally wrote a song boasting about this too

This is one of the songs that is supposedly one of her “lesbian” songs when its really about her burying a fucking dog and sealing her underground with bricks.

There are reports of scrapped songs on her most recent album, here is what has leaked so far

where can I meet this guy’s wife

How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao

THIS MAN’S GIRLFRIEND MADE HER OWN LOOM TO WEAVE PERIOD ACCURATE FABRIC AND HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THE NAME OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS MAKING WITH IT HOLY SHIT I AM LIVID