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@runawaybat

Hello there loves! My name is Riese. This blog is a bit random but hey it works.

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i love halloween

No truer words ever spoken

And yet… they neglect both.

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My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

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The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

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Horror movie concept: a slasher set in (a non-copyrighted IOC-approved equivalent of) the Olympic Village. I think it’d be neat to ponder the question of how the world’s greatest athletes would get their Final Girl on and attempt to demolish a supernaturally-unstoppable Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers-style killer, and the teamups - and the setpieces! - would be incredible.

Professional, Olympic Shot-putter sees the unstoppable killing machine get clanked in the face by her adrenaline fuelled, god-tier throw and just tank it and keep coming.

On the one hand….New world record.

On the other hand…. What the fuck

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I need this. Archers teaming up, the FENCERS, the runners either escaping or delivering stuff, jokes about Lake Placid…

At some point, the Canadians have to drop the moose on the killer. 

feminism will be reached when nintendo gives us Wapeach and Wadaisy

and they have to be just as deranged as Waluigi and Wario or it doesn’t count. I want some truly awful possum-like women, no Bowsette shit

sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.

this was for the best.

sometimes - very rarely yes but sometimes - we’re reminded this isn’t the absolute worst timeline

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following

  1. Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.
  2. Snape is the one true god.
  3. Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.
  4. The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn't good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.
  5. Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.
  6. Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).
  7. Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.
  8. To be worthy of Snape, you need to be... basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don't be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.

The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines... shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.

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when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face

Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde

My facility encourages evil career development

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

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get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

Stay safe you guys!! I love you guys, and even if you don’t want to talk to them. Remember my inbox is always open! 🙂❤️❤️

Another person saying that this textline actually works. I’ve used it for myself multiple times after seeing this post on tumblr. The fact that someone posted this saved my life, so spread it around.

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As of May 2021 this is still up and running. 

You can also message them on Facebook. According to the website (https://www.crisistextline.org), they offer support for suicide, depression, self-harm, eating disorders, and anxiety.

Talking to people is scary, and doctors are often expensive. This is free, text-based, and if the counselor thinks you need professional help, they will help you find someone you can afford.

Don’t wait until things are desperate to seek help. Even if you’re just Having a Moment, reach out and let someone walk you through it.

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PSA: Don’t put resin dice in LA awesome, it makes them cloudy.  I managed to clean these up but it took extra work. If they do get cloudy, you can polish them! I used PlastX (Thanks @dicegremlin for telling me how to fix them!)