literally not a single day goes by where i don’t think about this clip at least once

Fear

“Booga booga booga!”

Artist: Adam Rex TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

Going for a run is like this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone ever I feel so much better

Clocked

Genuses of The Normal One:

#9. the normal one because they're perpendicular to the tangent of the plane

does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

like theyre in the water and they’re staring off to the side and there’s something so very wrong about it and they’re bending over and trailing along like deer in the headlights but you can’t see what they’re staring at which might make it even scarier

like this

I FUCKING FOUND IT.

beach day beach day

by the way, the artist is olivia steen (website linked above) and apparently, her other works are just as breathtakingly eerie

look at this!!! it’s cool as hell!!

I thought the last one was very familiar to me and turns out it’s painted over a photo of john lennon !

and after looking at the first one again it is also, a beatle photo

Not going to lie the first picture like the ghost on the water It kinda is referenced on the one picture where the Beatles are in Miami for the Help! shooting I dont have the picture but it really looks like! Especially the bending ghost resembles Ringo and The other Picture where the ghost is sitting down I also remember so much remember that that picture is Brian Epstein sitting I also don’t have the picture cause I cant fine IT aaaaa HAHAH

Now THIS is some fucking forbidden fandom lore lmao

ETA THIS IS THE ONE!!!!

u and ur long distance bf can have matching "just lost someone i love deeply. like in the last 24 hrs" trauma. as a treat.

@darth-jayne Yeah for good behavior they can waive length.

get these gen alpha kids offa mah website

high school magic: pentagram

undergrad magic: heptagram

graduate magic: hendecagram

pentagram: constructible by compass and straightedge, a standard part of the geometry curriculum.

heptagram: not constructible by compass and straightedge alone; however, is constructible by compass, straightedge, and angle trisection. a construction was probably known in antiquity (or at least some arabic sources claim archimedes had one), but the manuscript is at this moment considered irretrievably lost.

hendecagram: not constructible by compass, straightedge and angle trisection. a construction with neusis was found in 2014. precisely which other regular figures can be drawn with neusis is at the moment an open problem. neusis as a technique was known in antiquity, but has long been frowned upon by geometers, and has only ever been briefly revived (for example by newton).

I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

Mighty goose upon the tree, can you answer her riddles three?

Annelise Orleck, Professor of History, Chair of Jewish Studies, Dartmouth

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

THAT ‘70S SHOW | 1.10 “Sunday Bloody Sunday”

brooo it was so fucked up at the club last night bro the dj was playing straight bangers like “babbling brook ft. deep woods” and “mourning dove remix” and everyone on the dance floor stood still completely at peace with and within themselves, all still trees in the envelope of the world. at some point in the night i sat and contemplated the beauty of all things it was sick as hell man

I think it would be funny to learn a new language but specifically learn to speak it in an extravagantly formal way. Like people can't even tell you to just fucking talk normal because they're aware you literally don't know how. So they just have to put up with you saying shit like "you have offended me and your insult will not be easily forgiven", and "ah, forgive my previous anger. I was mistaken, and too hasty in judgement. We are no longer enemies."

Within the span of 15 minutes, over confusion about a bus ticket.