"Don’t marry a man unless you’d be proud to have a son exactly like him" - Unknown

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD

If anyone was askin for a summary yeah… has someone done this already probably

I love how Leo just laughs.

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

And then one time when the show got canceled…

and then when it came back..

you’re missing my favorite one though

to the person reading this: I'm glad you're here

A quote I found written on a newspaper on a train the other day  (via irregards)

Girls with raspy voices that crack softly in and out, you have my motherfucking heart.

…..you can have my children, as well

Natasha Negovanlis

Oh my god yes her voice

Natasha “I am here to take over your life” Negovanlis

If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born

I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles

I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers

BAM GERARD WAY

Have a Sebastian Stan

Someone felt fabulous 

Best use I’ve ever seen of that gif.

OH MY GOD IT’I’MS FINALLY ON MY DASH AGAIN I”VE BEEN SEARCHING FIR HIS POST FOR YEARS

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5; source 6

WELP.

Stop what you are doing.

Read those.

Right now.

I’ll wait.

If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:

This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”

This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”

The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.

They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.

Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.

A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.

MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.

I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.

This shit is important.

Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.

Reblog this.

holy shit

this is always on reblog

The problem with most of those sources is that they refer to each other. BUT, I do find this believable simply because it’s on the King Center’s web site, and they do provide an actual transcript of the trial.

This is fucked up.

Holy shit. I mean I really do NOT like the government but this… Wow.

This is a proven fact and we’re on record affirming that this is how it happened. This certainly doesn’t encourage people to become advocates for social justice, but we should do so regardless of possible consequences. 

just so you know #MLKDay

Carmilla + Cards Against Humanity 

This is perfect!

Imagine if Cole SPROUSE was the one who created the concept of meninists and it was all just a huge social experiment and he’s like haha jk UR just all fuckboy scum!!!!

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

Mind-Bending Paintings By Canadian Artist Rob Gonsalves

"Um…excuse me, but who the hell are you?" ~

all the creampuffs scream!

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This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.

More facts

that’s not how it works tony