Killua is only mad because he planned to lie the whole time.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
sometimes being coworkers who hate each other is one of the most profound forms of human connection. you know me well you can’t stand my shit and where does that lead us. still stuck in the same room together. still knowing me. we could kill god together.
it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card
It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
I know it's a thing on here to treat ppl who are unamused by horoscope shit as wet blankets but frankly there is something uniquely aggravsting abt telling another person your star sign in order to participate in what you assume is lighthearted convo and watching a respected adult peer actively adjust how they feel about you as a person in real time bc of the day of the year you happened to be born on
I start with P and end with ORN what am I?
PRONGHORN
as round 2 heats up, reminder that there is a line between being annoying (honorable, joyous, part of fandom's legacy) and just being an asshole. mobilize your followers, write propaganda meta in defense of your ship, bribe people to vote how you want with drabbles or doodles, make twelve accounts and vote on all of them— but don't send anon hate.
another reminder as we gear up for semifinals! remember, if you have time to send death threats, you have time to do voter fraud!
Wizards stronger than you can even imagine
As a child, you empathize with sonic. As an adult, you see it Eggman's way.
As an elder, you understand big the cat was right.
Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2
Propaganda
Ibex (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight):
- Ibex is the confident, ambitious, and charming (manipulative) candidate for the Divine mech Righteousness. He wears a red suit and a floral scent, and always looks extremely put together and sexy.
- Ah, the classic choice between literally who? and one of the hottest men ever described
- Ibex literally menaces the entire cast of COUNTER/Weight and remains a sexy bastard the ENTIRE TIMEA He is the TIME PROVEN STANDARD of an Austin Walker Boyfriend Character. Do it for Austin Walker.
- Ibex's character was created to fulfill the description "seductress." He haunts the narrative. He's incredibly good at schemes. His whole shtick is that he's the one guy who didn't die young piloting a cool mech. The other characters hate him so much but in like a hot begrudging way. The person who plays him said the following which is so fucking funny:
Cassander Timaeus Berenice (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight):
- The doomed by the narrative girlprince swag on this guy is insane. Coming out of the mech cockpit all hot and sweaty, what more could you want. And they're a doctor? Smash.
- The original F@TT hot fish prince.
REASONS YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR CASS
- They're a doctor (sexy)
- They're a mech pilot (sexier)
- They're a banished prince (sexiest)
- They love their friends
- They're a criminal
- They have a complicated relationship with their family that's tied up in their legacy as heads of an imperial state
- They fucking hate Divines
- They love their sibling Sokrates despite the fact that they grafted a Divine to their spine
- They love AuDy despite the fact that they're two Divines shoved into a parking robot
- They killed the first Divine by pinning it to a planet that was slowly falling into a collapsing star and honestly what's sexier than martyring yourself
- Because of their sacrifice the hope and future of the Golden Branch was ensured for fifty thousand years
- The Branched (sexiest entities in the setting) wouldn't exist without them
- Which means that Phrygian wouldn't have been able to shut down every stellar combuster forever (thank you branched man) without their sacrifice
- They're so sexy that Apostolisians in the future give themself neopronouns of their name to invoke perhaps a fraction of the cunt they served
- They have a fucked up unethical clone fifty thousand years in the future because even after giving their life for Apostolos, the empire will never let them rest
- NO ONE haunts the narrative of the Divine Cycle like them
- They named their mech Big Buddy
you should also vote for Cass because:
Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2
Propaganda
Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):
- She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive
- massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life
- SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.
- She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword
- you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know
- massive butch goat woman with a gun
- HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT
- she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!
- Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory
- Have you seen her.
- Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.
- She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.
- ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material
- “Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”
- VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT
- GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!
- I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys
Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):
- #Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show
- PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS
- GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY
My psionic warriors! Vote for pickman even if you have no idea what this post is about!
"You have become a creature of fire and majesty. I am sorry for where you are, and I hope that you become violent and magnificent." is the sexiest thing a knight could say to a train i think. pickman is peerless.
#do you think trains are beautiful and frightening #do you think a knight that draws the sigil of the cursed trains to call them to her could be sexy? #a knight clothed in the remains of the one train her order has managed to kill #she went to cringe imperielist heaven and said the problem is that there arent any cursed trains here #the people here dont know to fear the beasts i hunted #i should fix that
pickman… how can this poll be so close?? pickman has to win this whole thing,
she has to!!
i don’t even draw the hot pickmans, have you seen the hot pickmans??? don’t you want a butch built like a fucking tank?? don’t you want a woman that might kill you with a train??
Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)
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I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.
I see 35-39 colours, and I hate the colour yellow. That was actually what made me curious enough to stop scrolling and count. Who knew there was a scientific reason behind my colour preferences? So the idea here is that what I see as annoyingly, garishly bright, most people don’t see as clearly, and that’s why it’s “cheerful?” (I’ve never understood that description of yellow.)
I barely saw 18 or 19. Dang :/
Im fucking colorblind
local old man finally gets new clothes
Merlin and Arthur have another chat
If I had one wish in the whole world I would wish for there to be a giant skull in the sky, visible anywhere on earth all the time. It won't do anything, it'll just be there floating ominously and freaking everyone out. I think this could easily cause society to collapse and such
I wanna see what kind of different factions would arise around the Skull. I wanna see how all their different theories surrounding the Skull would clash and bring about conflicts that would render everything else moot. I wanna see the lore that people will build, the society that would emerge in a P.S. (Post Skull) world, built around this entity and the different beliefs surrounding it. And everyone's theories will be wrong because it was actually just me who put it there hehe :p
ok dropping the bit to say that i obviously dont actually want this to happen (and for the record my wish would be to always have the exact amount of money i need in my pockets), but the funny thing abt ocd is my brain will start saying shit like "because you said this now it will happen for real. the skull will be in the sky tomorrow" NO IT WONT DUDE
