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The House of Lamentation is huge. I mean it is a fucking mansion. And the house is full of passageways and secret rooms, Luke disappeared in a closet. So I think that, at first, Mc got lost very often.

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Mammon is lying in his room when his phone rings, he looks at it and see Mc's contact

Mammon: Hey, what's up?

Mc: Mammon, it's me, it happened again

Mammon: ...

Mc: ...

Mammon: *stands up inmediatly* Okey human don't move, how is the room where you are? And where was the last place you were?

Mammon managed to find his human... After three hours.

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Mc: Mammon.

Mammon: ?

Mc: Truth or Dare?

Mammon: Uh, Truth.

Mc: I dare you to kiss me

Mammon, standing up and taking off his jacket: O-o-okay but don't expect me to like this or anything.

Levi: HE DIDN'T EVEN PICK DARE?!!

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Solomon: so... Why are you guys in detention?

Mc: well, Satan gave Lucifer a cursed book.

Solomon: I see

Mc: his uniform turned all pink and glitter everywhere.

Satan: I'll do it again

Solomon: yes you will... And Belphie?

Mc: oh, he was the one who bought the book and he took pictures.

Belphie: *sleeping* he he...

Solomon: and what about you Mc? What did you do?

Mc: *sighs* I burst out laughing while everyone was dead silent...

Satan: it was epic

Mc: and what about you? What bring ypu here?

Solomon: I'm not sure, I just offered some homemade cookies to the teacher.

Mammon: yeah, it makes perfect sense.

Solomon: ...

Mc: ...

Satan: ...

Mammon: what?

Mc: what are you doing here?

Mammon: Lucifer said that it's better to bring me here before I have time to do something.

Solomon: yeah, it makes perfect sense

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After Mc returned to the human realm the brothers are looking for any excuse to contact them.

Beel: we run out of purple garlic...

Satan: *with no emotion* oh no, what a tragedy...

Asmo: *totally dramatic* what should we do?? We can't go on like this!!!!

Mammon: fear not my dear little brothers, your older brother knows exactly what to do... We shoul call-

Lucifer: we are not calling Mc

Brothers: ...

Levi: damn, I knew we needed a more dramatic excuse.

Belphie: *angry cow noises* fuck you Lucifer

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Satan: *gently taps on the table*

Lucifer: *taps back*

MC: what are they doing?

Levi: morse code.

Satan: *aggressively taps table*

Lucifer: *slams hands down* SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE-

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Barbatos: "..."
Barbatos: "young-"
Mc *using a watergun on barbs*: "No! Bad demon."
Barbatos: "but-"
Mc: "Your on vacation."
Barbatos: "Yes I know but-"
Mc: "Your not gonna move a muscle closer to Dia."
*Barbatos giving puppy eyes*
Mc *using the watergun again*: "RELAX!"
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Mammon: there is an emergency person if one of us gets angry and we get out of control, only that person is able to calm us down and avoid a disaster.

Diavolo: oh, what an interesting tactic.

Mammon: if Lucifer gets angry we call Mc.

Diavolo: I see.

Mammon: if Satan gets angry we call Mc.

Diavolo: make sense...

Mammon: if Levi, Asmo, the twins or myself get angry we call Mc.

Diavolo: and what happens if Mc gets angry?

Mammon: ...

Mammon: we call Luke.

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Mammon, up to his shit again: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion

Lucifer: What are you-

Mammon, showing a picture of MC: this is my religion

Lucifer: .....I'm interested.

The brothers: we are interested

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Simeon: We call that a traumatic experience.
Simeon, turning to MC: Not a "bruh moment".
Simeon, turning to Solomon: Not "sadge".
Simeon, turning to Leviathan: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Mc: What if the person who named Walkies Talkies named everything?

Asmo: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Levi: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Mammon: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Satan: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Belphie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Beel: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Lucifer, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Imagine Mc being fascinated by the demon form of the brothers. For this reason, they usually collect the feathers, the scales of tails and wings or the bits of dead skin of the horns that the brothers leave around the house. And finally, they keep this things carefully in a little box in their room.

When the brothers find out, I imagine the different posibles scenarios. Maybe, this seems gross to the demons, like wtf human? Who keeps those things? Or maybe this is like courtship behavior between demon, like the ones that birds and other animals have. In this last situation the brother are like "oh". And then, one of them be like:

"wait, which of us is they courting?... They are trying to form an harem??!!!!"

Meanwhile Mc is happily observing their treasures: "wow this scale looks like a hexagon"

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Anonymous asked:

Gun boys' reactions to master sitting in their lap when there isn't any space for master to sit down.

senjuushi answered:

I'll pick a few entertaining ones~ ;3

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89.

It takes a second to register that you're on his lap, but once he does, 89 almost yelps. His reflex is to back off and avoid touching you, but with you pressed up against his torso and thighs, that's not possible. Cue half-panicked stuttering and reddening cheeks while he tries to process if this is really okay... and plenty of nervous glances to see if anyone's watching. He's begging his body not to react to your body's closeness in a bad way.

Love1

He's just going to roll with it. Depending on how heavy you are, he might have to suppress a wince thanks to his aching body, but Love1 takes your presence in his lap like it's no big deal at all. After cracking a joke about how he knows he's too bony to be a very good cushion, he lets you lean back against him and stay there. He might be getting a little too much joy out of his fellow guns' jealous stares, but provoking them is half of the fun of it!

Marks

Good luck getting him to stay still. The second it registers that you're in his lap, Marks is practically vibrating. Just the feeling of your weight and warmth against him is utter bliss— and he's especially proud that you chose to use him as your seat. You can stay there for as long as you want. In fact, he's bound to give you the sad puppy eyes when you eventually try to get up. And he's going to expect you to make this a repeat occurrence.

Muku

Like Marks, he just accepts it. With little more than a blink, Muku processes that you're in his lap now, and that it's not any kind of threat. You're warm, actually, and he's starting to think he'd like you to stay where you are for a while. If he has enough time to space out, there's a good chance he'll wind up loosely wrapping his arms around your waist and cuddling into you like a safety blanket. It's strangely relaxing to have you so close to him.

Like Two

Tsundere moment incoming! Like Two reacts fast— as in, he's going to protest and try to squirm away before you even sit down. But once you're there, solid and warm against him, it's a lot harder to be angry than it should be. Instead, his face is going hot, and it's taking every bit of self-restraint not to hide behind your shoulder or head and try to calm down. He'll snap at you to find somewhere else to sit, even while holding onto you.
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Sold (HC)

  • Fandom: Blackstar Theater Starless
  • Pairing: No pairing. Featuring all teams. 
  • Warning: Mild angst, violence, and implied trafficking. 
  • Requested by: Flower Anon 🌼🌻
  • Prompt: Hiya Lancer! May I put in a request please for BSTS? HCs for each team as a group wondering why MC isn’t showing up to watch their rehearsal or show suddenly only to find out that Haseyama sold her to the blackmarket or something. In translations, Haseyama mentions to Kei “she is so popular on the streets and her price keeps going up and up”.Thank you and please take care of yourself dear!🌷🌺 
  • A/N: Hi! Thank you for this interesting request! It was disgusting to hear him say that…but Kei’s reaction…ahhh his already deep voice getting deeper and a hint of growling. 🤤 Lol, sorry, back to the original topic…that’s the point in the game where I got utterly creeped out by Haseyama and started hating him. 🤢

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  • Ginsei met Kei’s eyes and shook his head, “She’s still not picking up.” 
  • All the members tried calling and messaging her every few minutes for the past hour but to no avail. “Maybe she forgot?” Yoshino suggested, but even he didn’t believe MC would forget to come to their special rehearsal. 
  • “Kei…is it just me or…” Sotetsu started but trailed off, knowing their leader would understand. 
  • “I agree. Something is not right.” As Kei picked up his phone to call his private investigator, the owner strolled into the room with his hands hidden in his pant pockets and a slimy smirk. 
  • “Looking for something…or should I say, someone?” Haseyama didn’t give any of them a chance to speak and got straight to the point. “Remember what I said about her high price? Well, her price just got too high, and I couldn’t resist.” 
  • Sotetsu furrowed his brows while Yoshino, Ginsei, Yakou, and Gui stared at the older man cluelessly. Kei, on the other hand, tightened his grip on the phone and growled Haseyama’s name. Within moments, the owner had his back to the wall as he struggled to free his neck from the leader’s grip. 
  • As Ginsei was about to say, “Kei, don’t,” Sotetsu stopped him and walked closer to the owner. “Are you saying you…handed MC to the black market?” 
  • Yoshino gasped, covered his mouth, and stepped back; Ginsei’s lip parted and eyes widened; Yakou’s shoulders tensed up, but his face remained blank; Gui tilted his head, wondering what the black market meant. 
  • “Kei,” Sotetsu rested a hand on his shoulder, “let him go. If you don’t, I will pry you off him.” 
  • Kei was not threatened by his teammate’s words but released Haseyama, knowing what Sotetsu wanted to do. The older man coughed for a couple of seconds before laughing. “I knew I could count on you. You like drama, don’t you, or are you scare-” 
  • Sotetsu didn’t give him a chance to finish and decked him with full force on the nose and knocked him to the ground. Kei would have enjoyed the sight, but now was not the time for that, they had to find MC and fast. “Ginsei and Yoshino, info the other team leaders about MC. Yakou and Gui, see to it that Haseyama doesn’t leave the room, use any means necessary. Sotetsu, you will accompany me…we will find MC no matter the consequence.”

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Anonymous asked:

perfect~ Now what’s one thing you can say you hate about each of them? 😈😈😈 (or at least dislike.)

lancermylove answered:

I fell into a trap, did I? 😂

  • Kei: takes everything onto himself, even if he is not responsible for whatever blame is tossed his way. Kei, hubby, you already have enough stress...don't add more.
  • Kokuyou: wants to fight about everything. Mr. Starless, please stop selling and buying fights all the time...it's good that you're prepared but take a break once in a while.
  • Sotetsu: adding drama here and there, good. Adding drama to everything....@_@
  • Kongou: please stop being passive all the time and taking shite from others. <- Watch him lose his temper and all hell break loose.
  • Akira: lets people ride him off as a brainless flirt. We've all seen many times that he is sharp...hmm, Akira, are you doing this on purpose? Do you know more than you let on?
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Choices

- Pairing: MC x Sotetsu / MC x Kongou

- Rating: NSFW for explicit sexual content, language, and TW: abuse, blood, gun violence

- Requested by: @lancermylove

- Request: Your choice: Koku, Kei, Kong, and/or So. (CM = cast member)(sfw version) A few years back, s/o and CM1 were dating, but she left him suddenly and in a bad way. Unbeknownst to him, she broke up with him to protect him (dets up to you). In the present time, s/o is dating CM2 but she still feel guilty about CM1. By chance she meets CM1, & he's still angry at her because he never stopped loving her. Which guy will s/o choose? Will the people who were trying to hurt CM1 return or will they target CM2.

- A/N: I hope this is what you had in mind! I used a couple different flowers that a couple places said meant danger, beware, and infatuation - it’ll make sense later haha. If I got it wrong, please let me know!

-A/N 2: There will be two endings for you to choose between at the end.

Under the cut to save space ^_^;