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Vore wrestling: semi-final free-for-all!

Allllllrighty! The grand finale of the games is approaching! To start off, our roster of competitors will need to thin out their competitors in a battle voryale, as soon as they secure two meals they will be allowed to continue on to the finale, one big free-for all to see who is the greatest predatory wrestler of them all! Things will be going fast, so it will be pretty chaotic for the first while, and it’s anyone’s guess who will continue on and who will become ass fat! Anything goes once you get into the ring with 17 other predators! Get ready with the bell, and…..go!

Right away, Blaze goes for Daisy, the easy target that everybody was surprised to see, and shreds through the princess’s gowns with her claws before spinning her about, binding her up with the tattered strips of cloth and neatly tripping her up on the floor! Daisy shrieks as Blaze grabs her by the feet and chomps down on them, but tied up like that, she’s an easy snack! As Daisy slides down into Blaze’s stomach, knocking her out of the runnings, Yoshi, acting on past impulses perhaps, whips his tongue out at Wolf, but Wolf nimbly dodges to the side and grabs the tongue instead, yanking Yoshi towards him and meeting the dinosaur’s head with his fist! Yoshi staggers back, then leaps up in the air, turns over, and comes down towards Wolf rear-first! But again, Wolf is too quick for that, slipping behind Yoshi’s landing spot and grabbing the dino in a tight bearhug. Yoshi gets out a cry, before Wolf ravenously chows down on the dino, swallowing him down in a matter of moments! That’s two down, 16 left!

Meanwhile, Isabelle is sneaking up behind Catty, perhaps acting on some sort of dog-chase-cat impulse, or just because the cat looks like a big fatty snack. And she leaps forward, nomphing onto Catty’s rear and grabbing her around the waist!…..Er, trying to grab her around the waist. Her arms aren’t nearly long enough. And Catty, surprised and with dog teeth in her rear, jumps with a shriek and falls onto her rear, consequently crushing Isabelle underneath her fat ass! She pulls Isabelle out from under her, and looks at the dog confused.. And Isabelle fiercely wiggles around, bapping Catty on the nose, wiggling out of her grip, landing on the fat cat’s stomach and bouncing away to find someone easier to grab to fight! Catty rubs her head as she watches Toriel tussling with Mewtwo! The goatmom is keeping Mewtwo busy with flames, until he suddenly teleports behind her, grabbing her head with both hands! Her eyes start to glow purple as Mewtwo floods her mind with psychic impulses, and her hands come up to his, lighting aflame with magic.. Until something in her mind snaps, and she drops to her knees with an aroused groan, doing nothing to stop Mewtwo psychically lifting her up into the air and feeding her back into his mouth. That’s three fighters down, now!

Bowser, thinking he can get a bigger competitor out of the way, grabs Catty from behind and opens wide, chuckling as she writhes in his grip. Her head shoots back to hit him on the chin…! Only for her head to hit his tongue, the koopa king’s massive jaws clasping down around her head and shoulders as she kicks on the ground! That’s what you get for sitting around! He chows down on her fatty body, easily able to handle her girth, and tips his head back to help her slide down his throat, his already-pudgy belly swelling out as it fills up. Jit ducks underneath his fiery belch as he tries to get a hold of Isabelle, who after being smushed by Catty is in no mood to be grappled again! He dodges blows she throws at him, but can’t ever get a grip, and as he goes in for a tackle, she leaps up, jumps again off of his head, and comes crashing down on him with an elbow drop! He’s splayed out on the mat, shaking his head, then letting out a startled squeak as he’s suddenly dragged backwards, looking behind him to see a beaming Isabelle with his knees sticking out of her mouth! He yanks himself free and rolls over to get up, only for her to pounce onto his chest, maw gaping wide and sliding around his outstretched arms! But, acting quickly, he turns onto his side, brings his knees up to his chest and kicks out, sliding her off of him and sending her into a corner post! He quickly pounces on her, and they furiously struggle together, squirrel forcing his jaws over her head, her arms punching at his gut.. Good thing he’s been getting pudgy! With several powerful, firm gulps, the squirrel finally downs Isabelle, who furiously kicks about in his stomach, much to the delight of the audience. That’s five preds fed so far!

Looking to add to the fire in his belly, Mewtwo turns his attention to Jake, who’s busy fighting with Wolf until he flings the pudgy lupine away. Planting his hands on Jake’s head from behind, Mewtwo closes his eyes to concentrate, and- Jake whips about, knocking Mewtwo into the ropes, then slams his foot down on the fattened pokemon, holding Mewtwo down as he takes in a huge breath and unleashes a huge burst of flames! When the spectacle is done, Mewtwo is stunned and exhausted on the floor, and Jake wastes no time picking him up by the feet, showing his slightly-burnt body off to the ground, and then opening wide and dropping him in! Mewtwo weakly wiggles and twitches for a few moments, his tail giving a little goodbye wave to the audience before Jake slurps him down. That makes two meals in total for the dragon, one in his belly and one in Mewtwo’s, so he’s set for the next round! The dragon takes off, waving to the audience as he heads backstage.

Perhaps sensing some sort of kindred spirit in the bird, Samus squares off with Kass in another corner of the ring, having him backed against the post! But right as she lunges for him, he does a quick turn and shoves her into the post again, coming down with a double-fisted blow as she turns around! She drops down to one knee, and looks up to see his wide-open beak diving down, her upper body engulfed in hot, sticky walls in moments. Her legs kicking wildly, she tries to fight her way backwards as her legs are lifted into the air, her body is turned vertically, and a swallowing motion sucks her downwards into the tight, slimy tunnel.. Kass belches, patting the little bulge curled up in his gut. Humans are good appetizers. At the same time, Incineroar and Wolf are occupying the center of the ring, trading blows and bites! Incineroar grabs Wolf by the legs and spins him around, throwing him straight towards the ropes before turning to the audience for a quick pose!…Which, in the next moment, he learns is the wrong thing to do, as Wolf bounces back open-mouth-first, leaping on the big cat and chomping his way down Incineroar’s body! Wolf slumps to the mat, and belches out a hot breath, his stomach full of dino and feline. That’s two contestants for the finals! Now, a quick word from our sponsors..

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Aaaand we’re back! Thinking she might be an easy target, Kass is taking Zelda aside, perhaps using their common homeworld as a point of interest to get her to trust him! But, what’s this? She suddenly slams her palm into his chest and a bright light seems to shine through him, the bird dropping down to his knees, huffing and puffing! She opens wide and starts to drool over his head, while he strains to keep her back, and, and…he’s standing back up! And, oh no, she hits him again, zapping the energy out of him. The crowd is rather distraught as the attractive Ruto is introduced to the princess’s slimy gullet, Zelda leaning against a corner post as she runs her hands over her growing stomach, gulping down a twitching pair of bird feet.. Oh, you hate to see it go like that! But, just cause they’re humans doesn’t mean they’re weak! Looks like Kass is out of the running, and Zelda is advancing!

The crowd is rather distracted by the spectacle as Alphys struggles with Jillian, the squirrel girl hungrily licking her lips as she tussles with the tubby lizard! Until, in a stunning display of strength, Alphys ducks a bite, grabs Jillian around the neck and waist, hoists her up into the air, and bodily throws her to the ground! Before Jillian recover, her legs are pulled up, and with a mighty slurp, Alphys sucks half of the fluffy squirrel down her gullet! Jillian tries to reach out for a nearby contender to grab onto as another rolling gulp sucks her down, crying out in protest as her head and shoulders slide over the back of Alphys’s tongue before being squashed back into her throat! That puts us down to five contenders left in the ring: Alphys, Nepeta, Jit, Bowser, and Blaze, and three finalists: Wolf, Jake, and Zelda. Things should be thinning out pretty quick!

Speaking of Nepeta, where has she been this whole time…? The audience hasn’t even seen her in the ring! That is, until with a sudden cry, Nepeta drops from the rafters onto Alphys’s back, not knocking the lizard down, but still toothily nomphing over her head! Alphys staggers around for a few moments, Nepeta holding on for dear life, until the lizard manages to grab her by the trenchcoat and whip her away! Skittering to a stop near the ropes, Nepeta holds up her arms in defense as Alphys barrels towards her, but the lizard isn’t gonna hit her, instead, Nepeta is grabbed in a tight, body-crushing hug, the lizard sluuuurping her over the face! Nepeta coughs and sputters as Alphys smothers her with heavy licks, probably as revenge for the paralyzing saliva nonsense earlier, or just to show off Alphys’s predatory status! And then, opening wide, Alphys shovels the kittytroll into her mouth, taking great heaving gulps as Nepeta wails from down in her throat! After a few seconds, Nepeta is no more, and Alphys’s stomach is straining at her labcoat, popping one of the buttons off. She thumps her stomach, and lets out a titanic belch, the crowd cheering in approval. She’s moving on!

With three preds left and each with one in their gut, though, we have a bit of a sudden-death situation going on! A pred needs two meals in their gut total, but as soon as one gets a meal and moves on, that’ll leave one person in the ring alone! None of them knows what that’ll mean, either, so. They all watch each other, waiting for someone to make a move.

Jit suddenly dashes towards Bowser, pouncing between his legs and grabbing the lizard by the tail! As Blaze runs up to try to get in on the action, Jit yanks and pulls Bowser down, Blaze narrowly avoiding getting crushed by the big overfed koopa hitting the ground! Growling with fury at almost getting the cliche Mario spin-around-and-throw, Bowser whips his tail to the side to throw Jit off, buying Blaze enough of a distraction to grab Bowser by the head and open wide! But Bowser slams a fist into her as he gets up, knocking her away! Now to get rid of this pesky squirrel the same way! He whips around with a fist, and-

Jit grins as Bowser sinks his fist deep into the squirrel’s throat, hitting Isabelle inside his stomach. Amazing what a bit of positioning will do. But all of the sudden, his stomach kicks, and he chokes, violently coughing up….! A widely-grinning Isabelle emerges from the squirrel’s throat, wrapped around the koopa’s fist and waving at the crowd! She’s covered in stomach juices and her outfit looks a mess, but she’s…. Yep, rules say, she’s back in the fight!!

Bowser tries to shake Isabelle off his wet hand, but she clings on like a leech, grabbing onto his spiked bracelet and leaping to his back while Blaze advances on the now-meal-less squirrel. Roaring in frustration, Bowser grabs at the dog climbing over the back of his shell, never getting more than a glancing fistful of her fur while she works her way upwards. He glances up as she gets behind his head, and grabs for her, right as she yanks his shell backwards and pulls the mighty koopa king down to the mat! Bowser writhes around, the spikes in his shell stuck into the floor!

Meanwhile, Jit, hungry and without food, sneers at Blaze, who winds up a fiery spell to shoot towards him! But, showing either a complete lack of care or a complete misreading of the situation, the squirrel leaps towards her instead, jumping through the advancing heat wave and barreling into her! The two land on the ground together, and Blaze gasps as the squirrel’s mouth looms in front of her, her view of the ring suddenly cut off and replaced with throat, tonsils, and tongue! She slams two palms into his chest, blasting him with heat, but he hungrily chomps down over her shoulders, almost churring at the heated massage she was giving him, and slowly but surely sliding her down his throat! He sits back in the ring, panting, and glancing over to see how Isabelle and Bowser are doing..

Isabelle waves from the other side of the ring, dabbing at her mouth with a handkerchief, a massively-swollen stomach resting in front of her. Off to the side, Bowser’s shell sits empty, and the koopa can be heard roaring inside her stomach. Isabelle puts her hand to her mouth for a moment, looking uncomfortable, then belches out a huge gust of flames and one of Bowser’s horns. She beams at Jit, then opens her eyes, staring at him. With a broad grin, she slowly points at Jit, then her stomach, giving it a rub and slurping her lips at Jit for emphasis. Despite being full and on his way to the grand finals, the squirrel shudders.

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And that’s the semi-finals done! That’s six preds that’ll be continuing on to the finals, what a match! Unlike in this though, in the final match there can only be one winner.. Will it be the fan favorite Alphys? Or maybe the surprise predator, Zelda? Is Jit gonna get Isabelle back in her stomach, or is this fearsome pooch gonna exact her revenge? Or will everybody just end up giving Jake Long an even fatter ass? Tune in next time to find out!

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stop arguing about whether gay men have it easier or lesbians have it easier the answer is that straight people have it easier and we have to kill them

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straight people are all over this post acting like the scary internet lesbian is gonna climb out of their screens and slaughter them on the spot and theyre right. get ready heteros

Guys, if you want to be a good artist and storyteller you need to absorb other media and influences beyond popular comics and movies and video games. Hell, even beyond visual art. Read novels, science articles, history books. Listen to podcasts, watch documentaries. Dip into different disciplines. Explore stuff outside your everyday. What you create and the pool of ideas you can pull out of is expanded by the knowledge you gain. Don’t do yourself a disservice by limiting your library. You never know when some weird shit you read about mushrooms could end up inspiring you or helping you solve a design/story problem.

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Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

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I loathe how badly I want this.

There’s a lil food delivery robot at uc Berkeley campus that does this and one spontaneously combusted last week and the students had a candlelight vigil on the middle of finals week

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

It’s a bit early where I live, but, Happy New Year! 

I asked on twitter which Animal Crossing characters I should draw next, and here are the answers! I loved all of the suggestions so thanks a lot. 

2018 was quite a year. Anxiety and self-doubts were my best buddies! Nevertheless, I learned a lot, and for once, I’m confident I will be able to make my art grow in 2019.

Onward to 2019! May this new year be blessed with joy and happiness for all of you! <3 

So a friend of mine made this based off a fb status I made and now it’s *everywhere*

this post made me lose a follower

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

THIS is the kind of protest that tumblr will care about sooner or later. Leave bad ratings and reviews on apple or in the google play store. Lower their rating so hard that it damages their userbase.

Logging off for a single day isn’t of interest to tumblr. I’m not saying y’all shouldn’t protest in any way you can or want, but logging off the site for just one day isn’t going to bother tumblr because tumblr doesn’t CARE about your symbolic protest. Tumblr has proven time and again that it doesn’t CARE about its userbase. We’re still using the site and we won’t stop using the site any time soon because there’s no alternative. But that’s what we’d have to do to hopefully force tumblr to change anything. And they still won’t do it because their policy change isn’t about family values or what the userbase allegedly wants. It’s about money.

So, unless you stop using the site and app permanently, or for a long period of time, this isn’t going to matter to tumblr. And when you do, you need to do it in big numbers.

Leaving them bad reviews in the apple app store or on google play (where it’ll be harder because the current average rating is 4.4 stars and you need to edit or leave a LOT of bad reviews to drastically lower that), is going to do more to damage their reputation and thus do more to compromise their profit.

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Guess what I just did.

guess what i’m doing

Putting this on my to do list for today

Drive it into the fucking ground with me