god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
dying
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Go
what?
Skull poop L?
what is this really supposed to mean tho
Dea poo L
Deaadpool advertising is really weird.
Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?
Yes
fuckin love all of this nonsense
don’t forget this gem
so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one
also there is the dick joke one
and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one
@agenthgwells λιγοτερο απο μηνα
The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂
the new star wars trio + their character toys
im the hater
Im the car
so let me be the one to do it…
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
Oh my god the desperation for youth voters is real.
WOW hillary is so FLEEK with the youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALSO WHIPS AND NAE NAES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s that gif? You all know which one I mean.
2,121,566 people are not Dan Howell and counting!
We’ll find you Dan Howell
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because Dan Howell cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Dan Howell.
I couldn’t not reblog…
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life
Reblog the jurassic park vhs money baby for good luck and wealth in 2016!!!
I just need this luck
Why not
Oh my god the desperation for youth voters is real.
WOW hillary is so FLEEK with the youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALSO WHIPS AND NAE NAES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s that gif? You all know which one I mean.
Christians on facebook are so fucking weird
