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@rubmysloth

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artoo

ew

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense Judas, kiss me if offenced, Or wear an ear condom next time

I wanna love you, But something’s pulling me away from you Jesus is my virtue, Judas is the demon I cling to I cling to ….

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vergak

Zillow house listings

>go right

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giugirl743

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

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bunjywunjy

>...go back to the right

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muhlisss

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

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jpuff9

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

who tf built this

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tumblrs ad system is really like This week all our ads are going to call you schizophrenic and depressed. Next week? Fat and STD ridden

week after that: Donald Trump wants to give you a single coin

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living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

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*wakes up one day and it’s all finally over*