If people don’t think women’s bodies are being controlled, they aren’t looking hard enough.

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

*reads really cute line in a fanfic*

*has to take a five minute break*

Guys,this HYSTERICAL DAVE’S LAUGH! SOMEONE, STOP MY LAUGHING! I’ve been laughing at least for all day) this video made my day!

Special Thanks go to Pam and Electra)))

And Dave,who improved my mood)

A conversation between me and my dad

My dad walks into my room and asks me if I could play some Metallica songs to him so I put on Sanitarium.

After a while he asks “What was the name of the guitarist now again? Tony Iommi? Am I right?” Me : “Uhm, no dad, he’s in Black Sabbath… Kirk Hammett is the lead guitarist and James Hetfield is the rhythm guitarist” Dad : “I see… and the drummers name… was it Lars Crunkenfoldt?” Me : “…not really.”

He knew Cliff’s full name though!

(And he really liked Master of Puppets)

my dad doesn’t even know what Metallica is

This almost makes me cry sometimes…me and this song have a history of sorts..

Did Cliff ever call you a dick?

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

GUYS THIS FUCKING HAPPENED! I MET COREY MOTHERFUCKING TAYLOR!!!

Oh my god.

So, before I went to see Slipknot in Austin, I met MY FUCKING HERO at Book Soup the day before. And I was freaking out, because I was headed there right after work, and it took me two hours to the book signing. Thankfully, the line for the signing wasn’t that long (the date was posted on short notice) and the line moved quickly/efficiently, so I got to meet Corey within an hour.

I started freaking out as soon I was in the same room as him. I have anxiety, and whenever I feel a panic attack coming on or get restless at night I listen to one of Corey’s interviews or put on one of his audiobooks, and when I heard him speaking I just about lost it.

So then I go to meet him. I walk toward him and he’s all “Hey, how’s it going?”

AND I JUST SHOOK MY HEAD AND STARTED SOBBING! And he was all “Hey, don’t make me start telling fart jokes!” And I was all “Oh, and I brought you a thing.” So I hand him this little care package I put together for him, and he immediately pulls out the bag of Reece’s, holds it over his head and says “See this?! This girl knows the way to a man’s heart! We’re getting fat tonight!”

Corey continues signing my book while everyone is laughing, and I’m like “I also brought you coffee…” And he looks up at me, with wide eyes and says “Wow, you really are a fan!”

And then Stephanie’s all like, “pose for a picture” and so we do. And then when we’re done, I’m like, “Corey, I just want you to know that your music has done… *insert dramatic, voice breaking pause here* so much for me…”

And he was like, “Awwwww, come here!” And, (this is the best part:) HE CAME AROUND THE TABLE TO HUG ME! And I sobbed into his arms, and I was all: “thank you for everything!

And then I’m leaving and crying and someone’s all “wait you didn’t get a picture with Randy!” And Randy’s all “She doesn’t want one!” And I was all: “Sorry, this is too much. I’m having a panic attack. I have to go cry…” And everyone’s laughing and I barely make it down the stairs before I burst into tears. And the people at Book Soup are all “Is everything okay?” And I’m all, “I just met my hero!”

The next day I show up to the concert venue super early and after all of that IT TURNS OUT I HAD GA TICKETS FOR THE LAWN, NOT THE PIT!

So it was kind of the worst concert experience of my life, but it’s cool, cuz IM GONNA SEE SLIPKNOT IN DALLAS THIS SATURDAY!

And yeah…

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF 

If I don’t reblog this at least once a day, assume the worst

BEAUTIFUL

I LOVE THIS MAN.