Upsydoosies. (via marleytheorphancat)

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

Please, for the love of god, look up the Kung Pow drinking game. If you do it with alcohol, you will ABSOLUTELY die

I can’t help but chuckle whenever Tails introduces himself by stating, “My name’s Miles Prower, but my friends call me Tails” because… well… Eggman calls him Tails…

Whatever you say, Tails!

Source: Sonic Universe, Issue #35 (2011)

I think Eggman thinks “Tails” Is just his real name

Eggman goes to a science conference and decides to sit in on a rocket-science lecture by some dude called Dr. Miles Prower and then has a heart attack when Tails walks onto the stage and starts talking

If I were to put Team Dark in Sonic Boom they would randomly pop up to inconvenience Sonic and co. at the worst possible moments.

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

okay wait so you’re his dad and you would have a husband? …….. this is whats wrong with our generation…

i like men, bitch

breaking news as the straights discover homosexuality is possible

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

WOW THANKS GUYS HERES A GIVEAWAY 

3 party coatls for 3 lucky winners!!! (reblog with your fr username to enter!) 

first up we got: 

honeydew/chartreuse/lemon with rare shadow eyes. hes a funny little lemon boy!

next up is 

spruce/pistachio/turquoise with common eyes. he bloo 

and the third winner will get: 

this absolute disaster boy. green/ivory/robin with uncommon eyes. hes great i promise

good luck gettin one of these 3 boys and remember, reblog with your flight rising username to enter!! giveaway ends on november 10th 

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS!! 

@rubblethewarriorcat WHO WON THE BLOO BOI, @howardatlas WHO WON OUR WILD COLORFUL BOI, AND @barkingjester WHO WON THE YELLOW BANANA MAN!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING AND ILL SEE YALL IN THE NEXT GIVEAWAY <3333

EEEP!! THANK YOU

Feminist Friday

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

Award-winning Emma Stone 

When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

Emma Watson

Rihanna 

Megan Fox

Nicki Minaj 

All of my role models in my life. 

Speak your mother fucking mind.

I take bitch as a compliment. Bring it.

Please reblog if you wouldn't act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay, lesbian, asexual, pansexual, polysexual, or admitted to being trans, agender, genderfluid, or bigender.

of course not

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

I am literally crying from how cute this is

IMPORTANT BOOK KNOWLEDGE!

i cannot believe this post reached neil fucking gaiman 

i just bawled my eyes out and it feels like i just got the biggest hug to my soul. thank you thank you thank you. it is sacred and it is SAFE the poster will not tell anyone even what state this is in, only thats this is in USA. even if you are not indigenous i hope this lifts your spirits and comforts you.

#for those who dont know for the Lakota ppl#a white buffalo is a sacred symbol of hope and restoration i believe#i am not Lakota but i am so happy for you all !!

Welcome to the world, white buffalo. Come through.

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney

!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s important to note that Abigail Disney is not professionally involved with the Walt Disney Company at all. She doesn’t make choices about company policies, she’s not on any boards or committees. She’s a documentary filmmaker focusing on global social justice, using her position of privilege to shed light on important issues.

Cudjo Lewis, the last surviving captive of the last slave ship to bring Africans to the U.S. 

https://www.history.com/news/zora-neale-hurston-barracoon-slave-clotilda-survivor?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#link_time=1525373347

It’s so significant too that this narrative was collected by Zora Neale Hurston, one of the greatest authors and anthropologists of her time. She was shunned by the “gatekeepers” of both of these professions, largely because of her Blackness, her womanhood, and her uncompromising commitment to honoring and showcasing both in her works. She died penniless and alone in a state-run institution in 1960. All of her works had gone out of publication by then. It took more than a decade before she was rediscovered. A young author by the name of Alice Walker had come across her work and was deeply inspired by it. “In 1973, after an exhaustive search, Walker came across Hurston’s unmarked grave in Ft. Pierce, Fla. She purchased a headstone for Hurston’s tomb and had it inscribed “A Genius of the South.“”

It is through Zora Neale Hurston’s pioneering sacrifice, and the acceptance of that inheritance by Alice Walker that we have found this missing piece of our history. Without the courageous and unfailing work of Black women, we wouldn’t have Cudjo Lewis’s story. We are slowly regaining a narrative that’s been hidden from us, one that continues to be lied about. Trust Black women to lead the way.

11 signs you were born as a witch

🖤 You hate crowds. The mixed energy of all those people is tiring for you and not good for your sensitive feeling. and after a long day, for example in a busy city, you just need to be alone.

🖤 Death and supernatural things have always fascinated you.

🖤 You like to collect crystals, stones, seashells etc.

🖤 You like nature and feel a connection with it. A walk in a forest can calm you down. You love looking at the moon and stars.

🖤 You naturally prefer silver than gold. Silver is the color of the moon.

🖤 You love the rain, storms, windy weather, burning candles, bonfire or the smell of the ground after the rain. It shows your connection with the elements.

🖤 You have more energy at night when the moon shines.

🖤 You have strong empathy. People like to share their secrets and problems with you or you’re good with animals.

🖤 Your dreams are usually weird, intense, feel real and you remember most of them.

🖤 You’re interested in witchcraft.

🖤 You just feel that you’re different. A witch.

BLACK PUNKS AND QUEER PUNKS AND TRANS PUNKS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS ALL THE OTHER PUNKS

@asofterfan

ACCURATE

Same to Latino punks, Muslim punks, punks with disabilities and punks on the autism spectrum!!

AND JEWISH PUNKS!!!!

Mixed-race punks :)

@em-be-lievable you’re my favourite punk

Watch: The “pink tax” is secretly costing women thousands — and not just at the drug store

Yooooooooooo

Women pay more for products. Men pay more for clothing.

Do men really pay more for clothes?

Yea, seriously. Shirts, sneakers, jeans, socks…etc. Ask your male friends how much they pay for a pair of descent jeans. It’ll blow your mind. 

At least their pants have fucking pockets tho

“Men pay more for clothing.”

(Target)

Are you sure?

Are you

(Walmart)

ABSOLUTELY SURE??

BECAUSE I’M NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED

LIKE AT ALL

THAT MEN HAVE IT HARDER

(Victoria’s Secret)

OH AND SHOULD I BRING UP PANTIES WHILE I’M AT IT? I am a firm believer of the “fuck you, I’ll wear briefs that don’t give me a wedgie, I don’t care if they’re not sexy” policy, but a lot of women are expected to wear panties and thongs because GASP WOMEN MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AT ALL TIMES. Here’s a screenshot of some Victoria’s secret panties!

Wow. It’s almost as if there’s a pattern here.

Women are expected to buy more clothing, and literally all of it is more expensive, so fuck all of you.

*HAMMERS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

Fucking infuriating. And, NO ONE pays more for clothes than fat women. Tired of it.

Have you ever stepped on a Torrid? $50-$80 for a blouse.

^^^^^

Yup it totally gets more costly when you’re not model thin.

Woah

I’m here to confirm the fat girl comment…. decent fitting, CUTE plus size shit is just expensive as fuck.

As a trans person who has shopped for both mens and womens clothes, I can confirm that womens clothes are A LOT more expensive than mens - and women are expected to buy more as well. I don’t mean that women are expected to love shopping and want loads of outfits (although that expectation certainly contributes), I mean that womens shirts are sheer and they are expected to wear stuff underneath them, while mens shirts are opaque. Womens tops are flimsy so they have to wear cardigans or jumpers, mens tops are thicker and they can get away without. Womens clothes don’t have pockets so they’re forced to buy bags to carry stuff.

There is only one single exception to this that I can found. And that is underwear. I don’t mean lingerie like the Victoria’s Secret stuff above, I mean basic knickers vs basic boxers. A multipack of 7 knickers from Primark costs about £4. A multipack of 3 boxers from Primark costs £7. That is literally the only exception that I’ve found.

Of course, considering that a lot of women also wear bras that tiny concession ceases to be a factor once you add in the cost of a bra. Even a basic Primark one costs about £6 for one. That basic bras aren’t supportive, comfortable, long lasting, or anything else you need from a bra.

So yeah, men might pay a lot for their clothes. But women pay a lot more.

If you’re skeptical about the Pink Tax, you can do your own test at a local store. That’s literally what I did here, complete with photographic evidence of the pricing: 

The Pink Tax, Or: How I Learned to Love Smelling Like “Bearglove”